Hawking Radio Ghost

Anyway I found a way to surpass that height limit so here she is at full size

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

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Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

This barista actually left Starbucks and I figured I would never see her again.

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The scutes make the texture really nice, it feels good to run my fingers over them and feel the seams around the appliqués. My little motif of a heart somewhere on the design works so well in plush form it’s so cute!

Its little face is so darling. I went with two barbels instead of the four that real sturgeons have so it wouldn’t clutter the design and it works really well. Its smile is so sweet and gentle, its little snout is absolutely perfect, and it’s just so CUTE!!!

The size is also great. It’s around 52 cm long, and when I spoke to a sturgeon conservationist at one of my latest aquarium visits, he said that makes the Silly Sturgeon the same size as a 1-2 year old real-life sturgeon! It’s literally a little baby!!!

I sleep with it alongside the Silly Coelacanth. It is so soft and it fits perfectly in my arms. I’ve been having a rough past couple of days (I’m doing alright now!) and holding it is really comforting. I’m proud to have made something that can give that feeling to myself, and I can really hope it can give that to others! I LOVE THIS THING SO MUCH!!!

doing a little horny hunger chart for my vampire lesbian oc like god intended

SIKE

THEY'RE GAY

And they're not some rare exception to the rule, either!!!

About 25% of black swan couples consist of two swans of the same sex (typically, two males).

These couples will court each other, build a nest, and raise their young together in a more-or-less committed monogamous relationship.

In fact, these same-sex couples have a high success rate of 80% when raising their young to adulthood, as opposed to the 30% of their heterosexual counterparts! Two big buff papa swans are better than one when it comes to stomping on invaders of nesting territory.

"But," I hear you say, "where do their baby floofballs come from? Does mpreg exist among black swans?"

Alas, no, but there is a very elegant solution to this. The swan couple may simply temporarily associate themselves with a female swan.

Afterwards, the female swan deposits their eggs and swims off free to live her single girlie life if she wishes (or, find a boyfriend. Preferably one who isn't already committed to another boyfriend.)

So whenever someone commits the naturalistic fallacy "homosexuality bad because unnatural >:(" I like to point out not only their glaring illogicality, but also, respectfully, there is homosexuality happening in the local lake right now.