#secret quartet

Danny Phantom: Well, he's impulsive, unfocused, egocentric, has no clue what half of his weapons do, has no plan, passes out in a book during battle, almost blew Jake and I up 4 times, DID blow up multiple buildings, tried to shift the blame about blowing up the buildings, accidentally attacked Jake with bees, and has a irrational fear of chickens. Surprisingly the chicken thing is a first for me.

Kim Possible: So he's a perfect addition to the team?

Danny Phantom: ... yes.

Kim Possible: Great! You're in charge of him.

Danny Phantom: WHAT? NO KIM PLEASE!!!

In the next room over:

Randy Cunningham: *Showing off his weapons to Ladybug and Chat Noir*

Randy Cunningham: And this is a Bee Ball, it doesn't do much, just unleashes hordes of bees, ya know... as you do...

Jake Long: Why, and I can't stress enough, WHY would you have something like that?

Randy Cunningham: No idea! But its bruce!

Chat Noir: Awesome!!! 😻This place is buzzin! Right, M'lady?

From Paper Trap, again

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Ninja cleared his throat, "Wee baguettes, crescent sooflay, English seal too play!"

Randy looked entirely too proud of himself for saying absolute gibberish. Phantom shot him a look, suspecting that when he said he was learning French, he meant learning it from the same place he learned Spanish. With about the same level of results.

Ladybug stared at him, utterly confused, "'Head injury?" She said in heavily accented English.

Danny shook his head, "Umm, voo par lay English?" He tried to say in French.

Ladybug snorted, "Un petit peu." She held out her hand, pinching her fingers together in the universal sign of "a little bit".

"Vous ne comprenez pas le français."

Phantom frowned, but he was pretty sure he got the gist of what she said. He held up his hand and mimicked her earlier sign.

Ladybug huffed, "Parfait, juste parfait."

Randy brightened, "I understood that!"

I had an old Secret Quartet (Danny, Randy, Jake and Adrian) comic...

*Secret Quartet consists of Danny Phantom, Miraculous Ladybug, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, and American Dragon: Jake Long

Summons: The request to appear before the Dragon Council was…unexpected. And impossible to refuse. [FFN | AO3]

Devil's Bargain: Lucifer knew that the boy wasn't an ordinary human being any more than he was, so of course he had to take him in. How else was he going to have a hope at figuring out what was going on? [AO3 | tumblr] (this is the point where I realize that I only have the first bit on tumblr but it'll give you an idea of the fic regardless)

I will link polls in my pinned post and below the cut for ease of reference.