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Welcome to Coffeecake369’s blog!

I make a lot of ramblings about random fic idea that pop into my head that I’m probably never going to write. (If I do it’s a miracle honestly)

‼️ ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ ‼️ This blog will contain the following!

- in light of recent events I’m putting this here. I am anti-censorship! This blog is anti-censorship!

- Dark/toxic dynamics between ships and characters

- graphic descriptions on nsfw which includes sex and violence

These are either posted myself or reblogged if those things make you uncomfortable I completely understand so please block me.

Edit: I will also respond to asks/ prompts that may contain dark ships/ content. I will include my boundaries down below as well as preferences.

Edit 2: I don’t do RP please do not send me requests to RP. Not will I answer asks about your own OCs.

Basic DNI:

- Minors (obviously) I’m an 18+ blog

- antis (I enjoy dark fiction so yeah)

Fandoms: Current Fixation - Transformers!!!

- Tmnt

- HTTYD (How to train your dragon)

- Danny Phantom

- Pokémon

- DC/Marvel

- Merlin

- Gravity Falls

- Over The Garden Wall

- Svtfoe (Star vs the forces of evil)

- amphibia

- villainous

- Steven Universe

- South Park

Asks: DOs and DON’Ts

- I love having people share their prompts for me to add on/ react to so if you have one you wish to share please read the following first cause any ask violating my don’ts will be promptly deleted.

DOs: Non/Dub-con, Mechpreg, Yandere, and kidnapping.

DON’Ts: Scat and vomit.

Misc: humans turned into transformers and forced caretaking/forced infantilization and yandere parents (non-sexual/ platonic only)

If you don’t see something that you personally enjoy in my boundaries all you have to do is ask before sending your prompt.

Now if you’ve seen one of my posts rambling about something that you wanna know more about don’t be afraid to ask me about it (I’m unfortunately lazy tho so it may take a business day or two for a response)

Or if you wanna give me your own interpretations of my posts I would love to read them.

Or if I promised a post and you’ve yet to see me make it yet you’re free to reprimand me lol (I will try to run tho)

If you like a headcannon I make by all means steal it (I will make over dramatic jokes about you doing it tho) My AUs: Transformers Edition (Will be updated as new posts come out... if I remember to) - Dumpster Twins PT1 / PT2 - Merformers Au PT1 / Fic snippet - Cybertrionian Sparkling culture PT1 - Human to cybertronian: Jack Darby / Raf / Miko - Orion snatched AU PT1 / PT2 / PT3 - Soul Eater AU PT1 - TFA Soul Eater AU PT1 Raising Optimus AU: Masterlist Random Ramblings: Transformers Edition - B-127 Angst - War Frame B-127 - B-127 and Gen 1 Crossover - Delulu Megatron PT1 / - Mama Megatronus PT1

#coffee speaks #welcome to my blog

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Thinking about TFA again and Sari being Megatron's kid.

What if when Sari meets Optimus and being around him/viewing him as father figure her protoform basically like ok so this is other parent got it and absorbs his spark signature.

When Sari unlocks form with key there's a long moment of silence because...why does Sari look like a mix of Megatron and Optimus?

She is officially their kid.

Lugnut keeps worrying like must defeat all the Autobots but can't hurt our princess... or technically Megatron's mate? kinda... they're all very confused.

No one is actually sure if this counts as Megatron baby trapping Optimus or Optimus baby trapping Megatron.

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Don’t mind me I’m just gonna slip this au idea into my pocket and-

*runs*

#au #fic prompt #humor #megaop #megop #tfa #transformers animated #transformers #tfa megop #megatron x optimus prime

fangirlingpuggle

Thinking about TFA again and Sari being Megatron's kid.

What if when Sari meets Optimus and being around him/viewing him as father figure her protoform basically like ok so this is other parent got it and absorbs his spark signature.

When Sari unlocks form with key there's a long moment of silence because...why does Sari look like a mix of Megatron and Optimus?

She is officially their kid.

Lugnut keeps worrying like must defeat all the Autobots but can't hurt our princess... or technically Megatron's mate? kinda... they're all very confused.

No one is actually sure if this counts as Megatron baby trapping Optimus or Optimus baby trapping Megatron.

fleshymeatbag

I'm collecting them like pokemon

Saw a genshin impact video that annoyed me so much that I almost thought about downloading genshin impact just to get the characters the video was complaining about

#coffee speaks #genshin impact

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thetruejoelest

looking at my current Transformers iterations I indulge in and all of the Optimus are miserable fucks <//3

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I'm still surprised that there's not enough fics of tfa megop where megs forced op to be his wife. There's ton where op works under him but there's a limited section of op being his wife. It would be a funny yet horrifying dynamic too, like I'm pretty sure Op would just ended up being some sort of trophy wife for Megatron to show off. Like "yeah this is the one who bested me, and now he's my conjunx UwU". But also, I'm pretty sure that Op is spoiled rotten by Megatron in that scenario, I mean he kinda have to go along with what Megatron wants unless he wants his friends to get hurt.

Tfa MegOp is a very fun MegOp to do arranged/forced marriages on. I love Megatron getting bested by this annoying young Autobot time and time again. But every time it happens, Megatron can't help but gain a small bit of respect towards the young bot. Megatron starts watching Optimus outside of battles to try and get a better understanding of his enemy. Maybe he can find a good weakness to exploit in the future. He watches Optimus care for his team and the humans he helps. He watches Optimus train and work hard everyday. He watches how others disrespect Optimus and look down on him. He watches and watches and watches. Megatron begins to look forward to his fights with the Prime. He grows more passionate about his fighting, something that Megatron had no idea he had lost millions of years ago. Optimus challenges him, makes him think, and Megatron has even started training again. Even his own soldiers have noticed the difference. But one day he wins a fight against Optimus he has the Prime pinned down and ready to kill him. But he doesn't do it, he stares at the Prime, and Optimus stares back in confusion. Megatron never really thought about what would happen if he did kill Optimus. Everything suddenly felt dull and boring. He didn't want Optimus to die. Hell, he wanted to keep fighting the Prime every day. There is a way to do that though without the risk of killing him. He would get to see Optimus every single day. He would be able to talk to him and fight him as well. Optimus had wormed his way into Megatron's spark and that alone was an amazing feat. He couldn't just end it here and now. "Optimus Prime, you have been nothing but a thorn in my side." "So why don't you just kill me?" "Kill you? No. Unfortanlty i've grown too accustomed to your presance... I want to marry you." "... I'm sorry, what?"

darkmodepls

I've seen TFA megop forced marriage before, but only as A.) Set dressing for a couple thousand words of smut B.) Something Optimus reluctantly agrees to when Megatron demands it as a condition to treaty with the Autobots or C.) Both.

I'm fine with the spicy times, I've read some really good spicy times with this framing, but it's not where the really fun part of the premise is hiding. The fun part is the ✨️DRAMA✨️

Where's the smug yet lovestruck Megatron trying to wrangle his generals while planning his dream wedding? Where's the generals arguing about whether this is an excellent idea or a poor match and swapping their opinions every time they see Megop interact?

Where's small, scrappy, poison-dart-frog-coded Optimus improvising a shiv so he can stab his fiancee and escape? Where's the team's wacky shenanigans as they try to rescue him?

(No need to ask where Autobot Command is because they're obviously ignoring emergency messages and won't know anything about this until the dust settles.)

coffee-and-cake

Part of the fun with a forced marriage plot is the chase! The capture! The escape! The re-capture!

The two extremes where one is madly in love with the other and said other has never been more scared in his entire life!

I need Megatron growing more insane and obsessed with Optimus as they play a dangerous cat and mouse game.

Optimus having the realization of “oh you’re CRAZY.”

Every fight is now a game of keep away as the team comes together to take on Megatron to keep him away from Optimus.

Lugnut and Blitzwing having to help Megatron stalk Optimus and help capture him only to be reprimanded cause Megatron has to be the one to do it!

Sure the hot and heavy stuff is good but we need the drama! The buildup! And the eventual tragedy of failure or the triumph of success!

#transformers #optimus prime #megatron #megop #tf animated #transformers animated #tfa optimus prime #tfa megop #tfa megatron #tfa megop forced marriage

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Sketchbook artdump

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evieeion

you guys remember s1 of tfp where megatron was controlling the terrorcons and threatened that op would become one??

well what if her sick lesbian fantasy comes true and she succeeds in making op a terrorcon but now she regrets it coz her ex gf is dead and trying to rip out her spark and eat her (she doesn’t mind that part)

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Eva Strapp or whatever

I'm still surprised that there's not enough fics of tfa megop where megs forced op to be his wife. There's ton where op works under him but there's a limited section of op being his wife. It would be a funny yet horrifying dynamic too, like I'm pretty sure Op would just ended up being some sort of trophy wife for Megatron to show off. Like "yeah this is the one who bested me, and now he's my conjunx UwU". But also, I'm pretty sure that Op is spoiled rotten by Megatron in that scenario, I mean he kinda have to go along with what Megatron wants unless he wants his friends to get hurt.

Tfa MegOp is a very fun MegOp to do arranged/forced marriages on. I love Megatron getting bested by this annoying young Autobot time and time again. But every time it happens, Megatron can't help but gain a small bit of respect towards the young bot. Megatron starts watching Optimus outside of battles to try and get a better understanding of his enemy. Maybe he can find a good weakness to exploit in the future. He watches Optimus care for his team and the humans he helps. He watches Optimus train and work hard everyday. He watches how others disrespect Optimus and look down on him. He watches and watches and watches. Megatron begins to look forward to his fights with the Prime. He grows more passionate about his fighting, something that Megatron had no idea he had lost millions of years ago. Optimus challenges him, makes him think, and Megatron has even started training again. Even his own soldiers have noticed the difference. But one day he wins a fight against Optimus he has the Prime pinned down and ready to kill him. But he doesn't do it, he stares at the Prime, and Optimus stares back in confusion. Megatron never really thought about what would happen if he did kill Optimus. Everything suddenly felt dull and boring. He didn't want Optimus to die. Hell, he wanted to keep fighting the Prime every day. There is a way to do that though without the risk of killing him. He would get to see Optimus every single day. He would be able to talk to him and fight him as well. Optimus had wormed his way into Megatron's spark and that alone was an amazing feat. He couldn't just end it here and now. "Optimus Prime, you have been nothing but a thorn in my side." "So why don't you just kill me?" "Kill you? No. Unfortanlty i've grown too accustomed to your presance... I want to marry you." "... I'm sorry, what?"

#coffee speaks #transformers #optimus prime #megatron #megop #tf animated

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Congrats everyone, we made it to two whole pages on Ao3!

We are! So mentally ill!

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