🔞I'm Losing My Mind🔞

Welcome to Coffeecake369’s blog!

I make a lot of ramblings about random fic idea that pop into my head that I’m probably never going to write. (If I do it’s a miracle honestly)

‼️ ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ ‼️ This blog will contain the following!

- in light of recent events I’m putting this here. I am anti-censorship! This blog is anti-censorship!

- Dark/toxic dynamics between ships and characters

- graphic descriptions on nsfw which includes sex and violence

These are either posted myself or reblogged if those things make you uncomfortable I completely understand so please block me.

Edit: I will also respond to asks/ prompts that may contain dark ships/ content. I will include my boundaries down below as well as preferences.

Edit 2: I don’t do RP please do not send me requests to RP. Not will I answer asks about your own OCs.

Basic DNI:

- Minors (obviously) I’m an 18+ blog

- antis (I enjoy dark fiction so yeah)

Fandoms: Current Fixation - Transformers!!!

- Tmnt

- HTTYD (How to train your dragon)

- Danny Phantom

- Pokémon

- DC/Marvel

- Merlin

- Gravity Falls

- Over The Garden Wall

- Svtfoe (Star vs the forces of evil)

- amphibia

- villainous

- Steven Universe

- South Park

Asks: DOs and DON’Ts

- I love having people share their prompts for me to add on/ react to so if you have one you wish to share please read the following first cause any ask violating my don’ts will be promptly deleted.

DOs: Non/Dub-con, Mechpreg, Yandere, and kidnapping.

DON’Ts: Scat and vomit.

Misc: humans turned into transformers and forced caretaking/forced infantilization and yandere parents (non-sexual/ platonic only)

If you don’t see something that you personally enjoy in my boundaries all you have to do is ask before sending your prompt.

Now if you’ve seen one of my posts rambling about something that you wanna know more about don’t be afraid to ask me about it (I’m unfortunately lazy tho so it may take a business day or two for a response)

Or if you wanna give me your own interpretations of my posts I would love to read them.

Or if I promised a post and you’ve yet to see me make it yet you’re free to reprimand me lol (I will try to run tho)

I have to pay over 900$ in car repairs (either later today or tomorrow morning when they finish said repairs)

I have the money thank goodness but man that’s so much damn money I have to spend just so I can keep going back and forth for my job and take my little brother everywhere.

I also had to get my groceries delivered to my house today cause ya know no car and all

And the people delivering just dumped everything in front of my door and didn’t even knock or ring the doorbell just dropped stuff with multiple freezer and fridge items on my porch when the heat is nearly in 100 degree fahrenheit weather.

I was lucky to be walking by the front door and just saw everything just laying out in the open

Thankful most of my stuff was still cold and I noticed them in time.

Thank you!

The ao3 curse but when you post the next chapter you get kidnapped by robots

Oh gosh uhhh

As much as I love Optimus I could not handle the attention being his child

Baby Prowl: Calm and silent…too silent, they had like five spark attacks after he learned how to walk and started sneaking out

“Orion I found Prowl…he’s aura farming at the top of the house…again”

Baby Bulkhead: Cute soft chubby baby that they loved to cuddle, they had some backaches with how heavy he was.

The more he grew the more amazed they were by how smart their little sparkling was, totally supportive of his dream of being a Space Bridge engineer

Baby Bee: very small sparkling, were scared of touching him or handling him wrong at the beginning but later learned that for some reason their little sparkling was a dangerous troublemaker

“BEE PUT DOWN MY AXE-!”

I know you wanted a break from the repetitive asks about Raising Optimus AU but I just wanted to leave this little thought here^^

Hope you have a good day!