Guh having an idea like 70% complete but being stuck on that last portion is so annoying
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Guh having an idea like 70% complete but being stuck on that last portion is so annoying

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Prompt: It worked?!
Danny is in Gotham for college, and during finals month the Joker goes on a spree. After the Joker breaks out of Arkham for the THIRD time Danny in a fit of sleep deprived pique does a bit of research, breaks into Arkham, and swaps prisoner transfers so that the Joker is taken to a prison out of state.
It’s only after finals are over, and he has slept for two days, that he calls Tucker to check on his half brained plan, to find out it worked? Somehow it worked. The Joker is now at a different prison where he has no corrupted guards etc to help him breakout and is now stuck there.
The bats only find this out when their paranoia of “why hasn’t the Joker broken out yet?” kicks in.
I like to think this is one of those things Bruce had been trying to do, legitimately of course, for years. But somewhere between Gotham's corruption, well timed breakouts, and no other prison really wanting to deal with the Joker anyway; every prior attempt to transfer him fell through.
By swapping paperwork, Danny quite accidentally managed to cut through all those problems. The transfer was already happening before anyone knew anything about it. Therefore, it didn't need some corrupt officials to sign off on it; the receiving prison didn't have to be strong armed into taking him; and probably most crucially, Joker had no time to breakout between learning about his transfer and said transfer happening.
I also think it'd be good if Danny didn't even send him somewhere super high security (ie Belle Reve). Those transfer are probably rarer and come with too much fanfare. Instead, Danny sent him to some random prison in, like, Wisconsin* or something. Which, on top of being narratively funnier, actually works out better because it's so far removed from Joker's normal network of goons and corruption. He either has to wait for his normal helpers to get there, or try to build all that influence back from the ground up while being stifled by being under such close watch and having to fight his way to the top of whatever established hierarchy there already is in the new place (again, alone, without his own established network bolstering him).
Either way it's gonna take time. Months and years even. And, once they know about it, time is very useful to the Bats for cleaning house before Joker inevitably ends up back in Gotham. The more of the Joker's network they can root out and clean up, the harder it'll be for him to breakout again later.
Plus, the longer this random prison can hold him, it helps build very strong evidence for Bruce's legitimate attempts to get Joker transferred. No more other institutions arguing they don't have the means to secure someone like the Joker. Security isn't the issue; Exhibit A, this prison did it for years no issue.
*Danny, leaving a voicemail at 3am during his stressed out sleep deprived brilliance: Hey Frootloop! You've got plenty of influence in Wisconsin. Do something to help keep Joker in his new home and I'll go to 3 Packer's games with you every year he's there. Kay thanks, bye! Whoever invented statistics is evil. Evil, evil, bad box of Raisin Bran evil. Where'd my calculator escape to? *Several more seconds of rustling and muttering before Danny actually remembers to hang up.*
I can't get them out of my head
Once winter hits. Ladybug suffers from the cold and yearns to hibernate but she can't. So after Patrol some good catnaps and warm cuddles and she will survive another winter
i have female chat blanc for the au as well

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"Doomed yaoi" this "doomed yuri" that what about doomed found family. What about finding comfort in these new people after going through so much on your own—a community, a solace, a home to come back to. Caring for them with all you've got, only to realize that it wasn't going to work, ever, no matter what you tried. Only to have it ripped apart, no matter how much you tried to hold them close. Found family that becomes lost family. Found family that takes your heart with it when they go.
It’s the season of the witch
Studying color with Ladybug again! :D
I’ve been playin genshin and rereading Fool Night
OKAY, I REALLY HOPE THAT THIS POST WILL BE READABLE
This is a post about my AU, we'll call it overturned AU (let's thank my friend for coming up with this name) , because usually when I draw stuff for miraculous, I do it for my AU so I thought that it's probably a good idea to provide some basic information 😌 I'll give you more info when it's relevant, cause I have a whole doc about this AU lol
General info in text:
at the beginning of the story they are 17yo, it's their Terminale year (to specify: at the very beginning Marinette is 17 and Adrien is 16, because Marinette's birthday is in July and Adrien's in October)
KWAMI SWAP, so Adrien/Bug is the holder of Ladybug's miraculous and Marinette/Lady Noire is the holder of Black Cat's miraculous
they first met as Bug and Lady Noire and Lady Noire became Bug's first friends since... oops, you'll found out in the future (you can probably guess honestly)
Adrien used to be homeschooled, but for his Terminale year he was enrolled in a public school (i will ellaborate on that in the future!)
Adrien and Marinette quickly became friends, they didn't understand why it's so easy to talk to each other (maybe because you were already friends... but as... superheroes...)
They started dating pretty quickly but they don't know each other's secret identities... yet!

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Danny is afraid of lots of things.
He’s afraid of failing his classes, of losing an important battle and leaving the town vulnerable, of his family and friends dying, of becoming like Dan, and countless other things.
But perhaps most of all, he’s afraid of his original family.
The League of Assassins.
When Danyal Danny first came to Amity Park, it was because of an infiltration mission. The League had questions about the area and a couple crazy scientists living within it.
But Danny also suspects it was a convenient way to get rid of him. They never said it, but he felt it. He was the spare heir, the weaker twin, the failure.
He had been ordered to send back reports periodically, but he has no idea what happens to them. Supposedly, his twin was responsible for them, an early lesson in the duties he’d need to take on as the heir. But considering how Danny never received a single response, he doubts the other boy ever read them. Or maybe he did, but he just didn’t care.
Maybe if he was even more lucky, they had forgotten him entirely.
Danny wants to be forgotten. If the League forgot him, it would mean he could stay with his family. His real family. The ones he had been sent to spy on, yet who had accepted him far more readily than his blood “family” ever had, even as he started to let them see what he really was underneath his infiltrating persona.
Every report sent back was a risk. A chance that someone would remember the heir’s brother and order him to return. Every time, he was on edge for days, weeks, after it was sent out. Nothing ever happened.
But he was too afraid to stop.
If someone was reading them and noticed it, the League might send someone to check on him. Make sure he hadn’t gone rogue or been killed by something that could threaten their organization later.
He couldn’t risk it.
So he lied, pretended he was still loyal. Every single report was sent out on time, all in the same cold tone even as he left out more and more details about his true circumstances. He would not risk his family. Even if it meant he could never let himself move on from what the League had done to him.
And then one day, those fears were realized. His eyes locked with a pair he’d prayed to never see again, and he felt himself reflexively still, wiping all traces of emotion from his expression.
Damian al Ghul. His brother.
“Danyal. Ahki. Your mission is over. I’ve come to bring you home.”
Danyal paused, staring back silently, then asked in a blank voice, “Is anyone else aware of this?”
Damian’s brows furrowed at the question. “No, I–”
Danyal lunged. He is never going back, and if he can take out Damian, he might finally be rid of the last person who would think to drag him there.
Damian hadn’t been quite sure what to expect from seeing his twin again. It had been years since they’d last interacted. Years in which Damian had eventually left the League and found his new family in the Bats. Danyal was away for even longer, but the whole time still working for the League. Could the time have mellowed him out like it had Damian despite that?
He’d thought so, when he first saw Danyal. His twin looked… relaxed. But then their eyes met and all emotions suddenly drained from his body, and Damian felt a sharp pang of regret. Clearly, that relaxation was just a mask. Had Danyal been forced to keep it up this whole time? How deep had his real personality—the child he’d watched ramble about the night sky at Nanda Parbat—been buried?
He attempted to smile reassuringly as he reached out a hand to his twin, told him he could finally come home even if it should have been far sooner. That expression fell gradually as the silence stretched for several moments in the air.
Then, Danyal finally responded. He asked flatly if Damian had come to retrieve him on his own.
Damian frowned. Was his brother worried that he was only reconnecting because of the League’s orders? Considering his failure to communicate before, it wasn’t an unreasonable assumption. Still, it hurt. He opened his mouth to reassure him that he was here of his own accord, that he wanted to help him.
A fist collided with his temple, cutting off the rest of his words.
Damian stumbled back, only barely managing to block the second strike towards his gut, and then was forced to leap back as Danyal’s leg snapped up into a kick.
He backpedaled rapidly, creating a space between them, and raised his open hands up in front of him—showing he had no weapons, yet still positioned such that he could easily throw more blocks if necessary. Danyal’s blows lacked the same machine-like precision that had been drilled into both of them, but he was fast. Far faster than he was when they last fought.
“Akhi— I don’t want to fight! I’m here to help you! Don’t you want to come home? Our family—”
Danyal’s eyes seemed to glow with unrestrained fury, and he leapt at Damian again, launching into a new flurry of strikes that he was forced to block or dodge. It would have been easier if he counterattacked, but he didn’t want to hurt Danyal more than he already had.
“Home?!” Danyal spat. “FAMILY?! What family!? Grandfather, who only saw me as a failed tool? Mother, who sent me out to survive on my own? Or maybe you, the one who never objected to any of it or attempted to contact me?”
The strikes finally broke off as Damian gave in and seized an opening and shove Danyal back, forcing them apart.
“That place was never my home.”
Damian felt his heart break. Why couldn’t he have been a better brother, done something sooner?
“But then… why send the reports? Why stay here?”
“Like the League would ever let me go. If they noticed I’d stopped, they’d send someone to check things out. And I couldn’t risk—” he shook his head, cutting himself off. A manic grin spread across his face. “But hey… if you’re the only one who actually remembers I exist, then your presence here just provided me the perfect solution to things.”
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I do actually have some fragmentary ideas for a third part of this, i just need to get enough connective tissue to actually bind them together
I NEED TO WRITE FANFICTION <- guy who is perfectly capable of writing fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction
miraculous ladybug au where everything is the same but adrien is a girl this time! i started this au back in may 2025
i was gonna dump everything i did about this au in one post but it was getting too long so i decided to divide it into chat noir and adrienne posts. this is the adrienne one
Fun fact:
In the canon of the 1989 story Superman: Exile (which i have no idea how relates to the “main” DC canon), all kryptonians are made via cloning.
They still have a mix of genes from both parents, but those genes come from tissue samples extracted by robots and the babies are grown in remote gestation chambers.
I suspect that was retconned (or just kinda ignored) by the time Kon’s storyline came around, but it’s still interesting to think about the relationship between the two concepts

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Saw this tweet and immediately thought of Wes and the rest of the fanon DP stuff
bye bye, little butterfly