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Noiz, not technically incorrect for literally anyone else: Dude it's a toy. Relax.

Aoba, bristling, visibly getting ready to kick Noiz's ass: I will fucking DRAMAtical Murder you, punk, don't you fucking test me.

Koujaku refuses to communicate and abandons him in a high-stakes dangerous situation, prioritizing his own vengeance quest over Toue's defeat and therefore also giving the middle finger to the safety and wellbeing of the entire island. And world, lbh. Mink is a rapist who beats him. Noiz has a bad habit of kidnapping him, and he boned then ghosted Aoba like an entire dick. Clear is not an asshole but he's also like, five, can't listen for shit, and Aoba is chasing him around like he's his dad. Ren is also not an asshole, but Ren is...

A dog. When he's not inhabiting the body of Aoba's dead conjoined twin brother at least, which he can only do because he's one of Aoba's own alternate personalities. Selfcest²!

Aoba deserves someone who will treat him right. Who will respect his needs, who can be flexible and understanding with him. Who's never talked down to him or harassed him or abused him. Who is supportive, reasonable, intelligent, strong, but also not a push over and beholden of an inner fire that proves he will protect Aoba and himself if it comes down to it. Who still has a cool backstory with hidden depths! Maybe he already has a pre-established relationship with Aoba, proving they can work together as a team and that they respect each other.

There is only one option remaining.