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Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

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actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

come here so i can pinch you with my clamping beak!

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Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

What even happens in the pacific ocean