The world's cutest, least-passing girl💜

women want tinctures potions elixirs salves balms concoctions brews tonics essences and so on

been dealing with a rough patch in my life but since I'm getting out of it, I drew another self portrait of myself. trying to learn to love myself more

also I'm not good at humans once again but I hope this is something

which dynasty?

Eunuchs can't have children so they usually don't start dynasties

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

Please take your vitamin D

HEY SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE GIRLIES, ITS OUR TURN TO ENDURE THE DARK DAYS NOW, BUT STAY STRONG. THE WORLD IS NOT ENDING; THE SUN IS JUST SETTING AT 5-to-6 PM. BUT SHE WILL COME BACK TO US SOON. TAKE A VITAMIN D AND HANG IN THERE.

New york style pizza is fine as a snack but that shit is not by or for real eaters

everything in here is certainly edible but in terms of nutrition this barely is better than elmer’s glue. the word “food” usually implies that it contains something the human body can use to keep itself alive

hey i’m broke. if you could help me afford my medicine & groceries i would really appreciate it 👍

Horror director: What if there was a woman I *didn’t* want to have sex with. Wouldn’t that be the scariest fucking thing