Kirke's diary

Both Peeta and Haymitch seem like they would get a phone call from the police, about their respective girlfriends being detained after attending a riot, to bail them out and very seriously be like "Of course officer, I had no idea about that." as if not 20 minutes earlier they were in that riot crowd yelling "that's my girl!!!"

Also his deeply underrated ability to clap back

Reminds me of that story about the teacher or lecturer or whatever who told their class "hey, the ceiling has 'gullible' written on it" and anyone who looked up discovered that yep, the word "gullible" really had been written on a piece of card and taped to the ceiling. And after letting that sink in for a while the teacher said something like "those of you who looked up have just demonstrated one of the most important tenets of research: check the source."

Jsem unavená, opilá, a co je horší, ukradli mi pole

Rocket scientists who leave the rocket industry keep thinking everything is a rocket and it's kind of adorable

"We can honeycomb this to reduce the weight" sweetie no that's going to be twice as expensive to manufacture and we are not launching it anywhere.

"If we use titanium instead of steel we'll save a bunch of weight" baby you need to stop worrying so much about your weight! And maybe worry more about what happens to titanium when you expose it to deuterium plasma.

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it