Mymo in B♭

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

Shout out to folks with Body Integrity Identity Disorder!

I love the casual substitution of "gods" instead of "god" in colloquial sayings. "oh my gods" "gods, my feet hurt" etc etc. like yeah deconstruct the societal standard of monotheism with me. let's party

I love the casual substitution of "gods" instead of "god" in colloquial sayings. "oh my gods" "gods, my feet hurt" etc etc. like yeah deconstruct the societal standard of monotheism with me. let's party

I love the casual substitution of "gods" instead of "god" in colloquial sayings. "oh my gods" "gods, my feet hurt" etc etc. like yeah deconstruct the societal standard of monotheism with me. let's party

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

i am going to tell you guys something and it's going to sound made up but i need you to believe me just this once

the staff at the café i frequent have a fucking betting pool going about what gender i am

I think some people would kill in cold blood to have whatever gender presentation you have going on

the few minutes between the moment u yap in someones dms and they dont answer and you feel like you should get painfully dismembered for the crime of talking to someone vs the instant relief of normalcy you get when they text back and no ones killed you yet

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

@nooowestayandgetcaught

STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE

… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons

EVERY JUNE

I nearly forgot this year, but all of you happening froods who reblogged last year’s post didn’t, so here we are.

Reblog every time you see this post

Get spooky motherfuckers

HAPPY HALOWEEB!!!!

time to get spooky

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for