Paradoxical

What?

in order to get me to stop posting garbage you havw to roam around my endless mansion and collect 4 sapphires and 3 glistening red jewels and a statue of an elk with gold finished antlers and you have to align the shadows of these bull shit items into the shape of my favorite animal but im not going to tell you what it is so youre just going to have to figure it the fuck out Btw my spike wall is closing in you have 4 seconds

once i gave my ex a foot job in a crowded mall #tmituesdays

Let's all block op

You can crouch to block low attacks such as my signature foot job attack #tekkentuesdays

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

did you know that if you want to signify simultaneous inclusion of asexual people in general and aromantic people in general, you should use the flag for asexual people in general side-by-side with the flag for aromantic people in general? because the purple ace flag represents all aces, and the green aro flag represents all aros. the blue/orange aroace flag is great, but it represents aroaces, not everyone who is aro or ace. (and hell, even some aroaces like me prefer the individual aro and ace flags more, whether because we see our aro and ace identities as distinct, or because we just prefer green and purple.) if you're creating a space meant for aros and aces, if you're making a post about aro characters and ace characters, you need to include more than the aroace flag — you need the aro flag and ace flag individually. you can certainly throw in the aroace flag, because it serves a wonderful purpose for the aroaces who choose to use it, but you should include aroallo and alloace flags too. the aroace flag doesn't represent all aros and aces automatically.

@funnier-when-objectum

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles