MY HUMBLE REVIEW OF THIS FUCKING INSANE MOVIE.

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MY HUMBLE REVIEW OF THIS FUCKING INSANE MOVIE.

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it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"
so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast
who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK
so much respect to the people in the notes waking up early to play video games, watch tv, phone scroll, and in general Fuck Around for a few hours before the world intrudes. now THAT'S productivity!
Failed an 80% Monstrous Anatomy laboratory check 11 out of 13 times today.
"The dean needs you to turn off the knife-wielding tentacle."
I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”
breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby
*screams of a witch burning at the stake*
THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO
*Gregorian chanting*
13.21
*leper bell ringing*
HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM
*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*
WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES
LITURGIES
AND MORE LITURGIES
*Templar knights praying out loud*
THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
just remembered i have a degree in sound engineering and can voice act
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

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Feeling physical exhaustion as a psychosomatic reaction to things that feel daunting or intimidating is such a ridiculously counterproductive thing to do. Like there's a situation that requires you to be alert and mentally present and paying attention, and your brain just goes "hey I don't wanna. I don't wanna be here. How about going unconscious instead. No fuck you we're warping out. Night night."
hayyyy so your fic "oh queen of venus, come within" has been living in my brain rent free ever since you published it. for several reasons, but i gotta narrow it down for an ask.
i adore wireplay and desperately want to write a piece that's anywhere close to this level of understanding of robots. how did you go about doing research for this? what was the textbook you used, is there anything you'd recommend for beginner robotics learners who can't afford a degree? are there inaccuracies you see in other depictions of wireplay that irk you? do you have any advice in general for writing about the physical traits of robots?
haven't seen you post for a while but i hope you're doin alright. godspeed, u funky objectum writer, ily o7
check out this post for some general info, lot of links in there but in summary: Electrical Motor Controls for Integrated Systems by Gary Rockis and Glen A. Mazur (isbn 0826912265) is beginner accessible as far as information goes
the pet peeve i have with a lot of robot writing in terms of body is that it doesn't balance analogy, specbio, and non-expositional description especially when it comes to sapient machines created in a human context. an arm's always gonna be an arm in casual language* (analogy), but if a machine's damaged its arm wouldn't be fixed in the same way. hypothetically, how would one go about repairing it? what problems would arise? (specbio) and in the same hypothetical, how would the machine treat this development and subsequent solution? (show, don't tell). *i think a lot about trans bodies and the language used with them when i write machinery. you can grope someone's tits even if they're flat chested. you can suck someone's dick even if they have a clit. etc etc. your body is what you define it as!
the bottom line: get more perverted about the way machines work and work outward from there rather than simply trying to make everything 1:1 with human sexual experience. you may find lazeecomet's posts about wireplay and industrial robot programming interesting as a starter. explore the weaknesses and quirks of machines themselves, think about how a strap-on and other power dynamics are still psychologically erotic. think about jacking off with medication or chronic pain or any other disabling factor and the ways sex is made accessible or differs from the norm. godspeed!
one thing mash really did nail is the complete chaos of the male living space. i walked into my friend’s college apartment once and two of his roommates were completely hammered and trying to figure out how long it would take them to brew their own beer while the third one was working on his golf swing in the middle of the living room while smoking a cigar. tell me that’s not an opening shot of the swamp
I see that it's once again "Tumblr gets overly-vigilant about tagging posts as Mature" season.
@staff, are y'all sexually aroused by this post?
I am jack’s missing eye

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Static kisses
When post-nut clarity hits
Robots and wires.
I think I have like a usefulness-breaking kink or something. taking someone who's so desperate to be useful and taking it all away from them, softly, sweetly, gently, until they can't even try to help at all... Forcibly relaxing them until they don't even protest about what they "should" be doing....
Awwwww, somebody went and ripped out all that usefulness you hold so dear but guess who's still loved? that's right, it's you!! No, silly, there's nothing you can do for me, but I can do some things for you! here, why don't you just put your head in my lap and let me tell you what a good job you're doing by relaxing for me~
Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.
There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.
To quote myself: Domtops in fics are always written to have such uncomplicated and healthy relationships to their sexualities and for my mental health I need us to collectively start giving them complexes about being some kind of monstrous predatory freak of nature instead.
Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.
New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

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to make up for a significant lack of leg to hump, i think Hale should get one of SAYER's servers . like maybe he gets to leave his usual work assignments for the day to help it with some routine maintenance, it monologues at him (with absolutely no ulterior motives whatsoever. none.) while giving instructions, breaking the solilolquy for a moment to be like "be careful with that part; it is quite sensitive", all while watching him get progressively worked up . then make him cry and beg for the relief maybe
related to the recent piece on the main artblog
Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale
Note: that is not a lumberjack!!! Most likely it is a domesticated marine biologist, possibly a domesticated fisherman, (you can tell because it has been clothed in wool, which stays warm when wet, so it is is clearly well cared for).
While this may be appropriate enrichment for your DOMESTICATED and WELL TRAINED marine biologist or fisherman, please remember that lumberjacks may be tame, but are not domesticated. They are still wild, and they absolutely will freak out if they see you swimming around in their forests.
did you write this notice for the belugas or
Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.