Thats Gay Dude

Tomorrow isn’t promised, sit on a bearded man’s face today.

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens