I can't control myself near sweets.

#what the fuck happened here

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

CIS PEOPLE ARE SO UNREAL BRO……..i made a “im epic and sexy and my meat is huge” joke to one of my cis friends and she just said “well youre trans so you dont HAVE meat” like ok….first of all its a joke and second of all its a joke

i hate it tho like other cis girls can say “suck my dick” as a joke and they dont have to specify that its a joke and that they dont actually have a dick but the moment i, a trans person, want to make a joke about it then it becomes a whole thing about how i dont REALLY have meat and i actually have a pussy like ok.

honestly the fact that other trans ppl are rbing/saying that theyve had a similar experience makes me so sad i hate cis ppl

In addition to being the greatest superhero movie of all time, megamind also comes with the added benefit of having a soundtrack that Absolutely fucking Slaps. Your faves, as the kids say these days, could never.

MY MATH CLASS IS A MATH CLASS FOR COLLEGE STUDENTS THAT ARE ALL SUCK AT MATH IM SO HAPPY

AND I WOULD’VE BEEN ONE OF THOSE SUCKERS

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