For laughs, for luck, for the unknown

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot

A small price to pay for mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika

I’m just an easy mark for dumb pilot humor. Today the captain was like “we’re now at altitude, feel free to move around, my one rule is you must stay inside the plane” and I lost it. It’s funny because you would die a horrible death akin to standing unencumbered on Pluto

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

shade very Soft and Comfort human sleep soundly put human under Manchineel Tree. Put Human Under Manchineel Tree. no problems ever under mancchineel tree because good Taste and Sweet fruit for tired hungry human. Amanchineel Tree yes a place for a human put human under manchineel tree can trust manchineel for giveing good shelter to human. friend manchineel

got random people texting me congratulations like i personally just did that

thank you thegaycondor

I'm pretty sure that's an owl actually

outing myself in the men's restroom by washing my hands