congratulations! you've been poisoned

quite frankly i didn't realize enough people still used wattpad for this to be that big of an issue

waiting with baited breath by the phone, hoping to get a text from a guy I just met*** ***he is a beekeeper and I NEED him to get the bees out of my fucking hot tub

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

hitting an accelerationist with my car but in response to the drastic change in the material conditions they promptly evolve a hard outer skeleton and are unharmed

well well well if it isn’t august slipping away

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

what

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

OCD? Yeah she O when she C my D

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

What is hava

Hava niceday

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now