congratulations! you've been poisoned

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

rpf is fine and ethical its being personally attracted to an athlete thats reprehensible

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

I like your brain

it's crazy how plausible all the shit the corporations do in the murderbot diaries is. that one scene when murderbot was talking to those humans who had signed a 20 year corporate work contract and it asked them if the contract specified 20 years by the standard local calendar or by a proprietary calendar created by the company was downright unsettling 😬 if the ceos of modern earth companies read these books they would probably start crying because the government won't let them do most of this in real life.

hey fun fact this has absolutely happened before. part of the push to standardize time/timezones was because factory employers had clocks set to the pace of their machinery. meaning of the workers were not doing enough, time would run slower until they had reached their goal. there is historical precedent.

they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

they should take messi out back and shoot him like a lame horse

Argentina is lucky to have such devoted refs every game

oh god, the half-time show lmao, fucking madonna

the presence of the Muppets cant remotely save this cringey shit

i'm surprised theyre not bringing Drake out for this

i'm just disappointed that the Muppets agreed to participate in this embarassing american spectacle 😔

goal against argentina once again cancelled for nothing, what a surprise

wooooooo! Argentina lost! 🥳🥳🥳

Trump and Infantino getting booed haha, lots of jeering right now

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr