Stranger Things
One Nice Bug Per Day
oozey mess
ojovivo
Love Begins
Claire Keane
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Not today Justin
noise dept.
we're not kids anymore.
ellievsbear
Game of Thrones Daily
The Bowery Presents
Show & Tell
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taylor price
cherry valley forever
shark vs the universe
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@recalcitrantlycaffeinated
I play a fool/jester at my Renaissance Faire this year and last weekend I got taken to court for impersonating a judge and the way my lawyer opened up with defending me was “your honor, my client is a fool” and it really carried a double meaning. I couldn’t decide whether I was offended at my lawyer calling me an idiot or grateful for his validation
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PHM characters as text posts: Pt. 5/?
Part 4
playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes
Patrick von Kalckreuth - "The North Sea" (1955)
“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary
#myvocabulary
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‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this
i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair
A little advice from someone studying extremist groups: if you’re in a social media environment where the daily ubiquitous message is that you have no hope of any kind of future and you can’t possibly achieve anything without a violent overthrow of society, you’re being radicalized, and not in the good way.
If the solution to your problems sounds like “we need a blank slate” it’s a lie. There are no blank slates, and the closest approximation people can generally imagine is “burn it all down and let God/fate/history sort it out”.
That’s not problem solving. It’s barely catharsis, in practice. It doesn’t just create more problems than it solves, it destroys more solutions than it creates.
Put the apocalypse down, and back away slowly.
Real solutions to complex, systemic problems are not so easily reduced to “us good, them evil; kill them.”
many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think
me, ever since I watched The Two Towers, narrating single diaper change: we be nice to them if they be nice to us. taaaake it off us!
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reading a message on google chat and audibly quoting a lady macbeth line to myself that I haven't said or thought about in decades
oh ariana grande we're really in it now
okay friends, I have the worst food poisoning of my life and I have lost five pounds in four days. What should I eat??
It can't be anything that would further food poison me. I am weak and the idea of eating raw lettuce and tomato is scary. I want to eat coleslaw but it is not allowed
It can't be anything else that fucks with my digestive system that I would normally ignore (dairy, beans, broccoli)
If it sounds exhausting to chew (like chicken) I'm not going to eat it
it can come from a restaurant or a grocery store, it does not have to be pantry staples
I ate two onion rings and half a hot dog and I feel horrible BUT I didn't throw up and now I have minimal energy from bread-based carbs!
I also read Project Hail Mary over the last two days because what else am I going to do while I am too tired and malnourished to be productive other than read a book that is FULL OF MATH AND SCIENCE
What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes
reblog it
okay friends, I have the worst food poisoning of my life and I have lost five pounds in four days. What should I eat??
It can't be anything that would further food poison me. I am weak and the idea of eating raw lettuce and tomato is scary. I want to eat coleslaw but it is not allowed
It can't be anything else that fucks with my digestive system that I would normally ignore (dairy, beans, broccoli)
If it sounds exhausting to chew (like chicken) I'm not going to eat it
it can come from a restaurant or a grocery store, it does not have to be pantry staples
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acrylic, canvas 50*60 cm "memory from the past" 2025
