Du hast ja noch dein Grab

i can no longer tolerate the fallibility of language. let's all punch each other in the head

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

That thing where the coveralls are unzipped and the arms are tied around their waist like a belt...

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

I can’t be drunk at a gallery opening i asked if They had Fun making It

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

writing a thesis has me like wait, what's my source for Christ being the Christian God

you've got to stop thinking about things like gender or sex or nationality as immutable facets of a person that determine who they are forever, and instead see them as a way to explain a vast and complicated web of social and cultural ties that influences a person and which is influenced by them in turn

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you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !