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i can no longer tolerate the fallibility of language. let's all punch each other in the head

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

what they don't tell you about being bilingual is that you won't be smarter and more eloquent in one language over the other. instead you get to be stupid twice.

imagining a late 18th/early 19th century young lady standing proudly in a fine gown with a labubu clipped to her chatelaine

people who can sleep spooning each other through the night don’t know how good they have it

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too