Du hast ja noch dein Grab

i can no longer tolerate the fallibility of language. let's all punch each other in the head

I cant wait to marry one of my mutuals im just not sure who its going to be yet...nervous

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

deeply funny to observe the post-hoc rationalizations of the tumblr userbase re: ai and veganism because if you follow the thread of the arguments you end up in this bizarre discursive space where water usage is a pressing environmental concern but if you gesture towards the meat industry about it you’re a shill for Big Quinoa. lol.

“Sometimes you just have to say yes to things way outside your comfort zone, especially when your daughter thinks it’s funny,” Hawk wrote on Instagram.

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments