Du hast ja noch dein Grab

i can no longer tolerate the fallibility of language. let's all punch each other in the head

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you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

who tagged this with "unreality". this is just a fact. a primate wrote this post

Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better

Anxiety is stupid because your brain will go ‘what if they kill me with hammers for talking to them’ and it’s people you talk to regularly who have never given any indication that they’d kill you with hammers