Du hast ja noch dein Grab

i can no longer tolerate the fallibility of language. let's all punch each other in the head

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.

European fallow deer (Dama dama)

do nuns have pockets

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

think something is good? check again. more thoroughly.

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.