Adolescent crisis

How in the hell.

What does she do?!

I just realized this is Stephen King and I dunno why but that’s fucking hysterical to me

The fact Stephen King calls his dog a Thing of Evil makes me feel so SEEN

i wish i was a thing of evil getting banned from my second petco

gonna go get them co co nu ts

i love that english is not my first language because if i don’t understand something i don’t have to admit that i’m stupid i can just say “sorry english isn’t my first language”

English isn't my first language but I'm a native speaker and I haven't been fluent in my first language for years but I still do this

nothing will ever be as aggravating as the argument "it's not misgendering cuz i call everyone that" i get it you dont respect trans people can you just go away

A handy chart!

I’m so sick of having to prove “usefulness”. Living things don’t exist for you. A species of ugly inedible bug living under a rock has as much right to keep existing as a pretty deer.

This is such an important concept and something that I think I need to work on more when talking conservation with people. So often I’ll instinctively defend a species by saying something like “spiders are actually so cute and they’re important for managing insect populations” which, while true, doesn’t really do anything to address that fact that spiders do not exist for our convenience. All animals are deserving of our respect and responsible stewardship, whether they meet our human standards of “value” or not.