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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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cherry valley forever

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Cosmic Funnies
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maka albarn and edward elric are the same
They’re also both small, angry, love their friends, hate their dads, and are basically genius child prodigies.
This is official art. They’re friends.
Both produced by bones
Both have bones (presumably)
Ed has 126 less bones than Maka
Fuck Off.
my aesthetic is huge statues of powerful women
This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.
Which brings me to my business proposal:
Titty Speakeasies
Knock three times and give the password “I like your shoelaces”
HOEHIBITION
For the record, if you’re out walking and you see a depression in the ground where the grass is brighter green and there’s lots of clovers, azaleas and other nitrogen-fixing plants,
KEEP WALKING.
It could be a body dump.
…I really expected this to be about the dangers of walking into a faerie ring and being offered food by faw folk and foolishly accepting, leaving you trapped in faerieland forever for having cosumed the offerings of a host, a warning that I was given as a child (and nobody I go to school with was, those kids are gonna end up in some troublel.
But this is interesting too.
I mean, given what faeries get up to, there’s a strong likelihood of it being both.

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— 赤葦 京治 🦉 Happy Birthday Akaashi! (12.05) ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
This dog sucks at fetch
“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”
That’s the grumpiest cat I’ve ever seen.
What a strange lizard
-want some chocolate?
-yessssssssssss:0

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e s m e r a u d e ☾ black moon clan
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these babies are gonna be on the double sided holo charms in my store NEXT WEEK FRIDAY! they will arrive tomorrow but I know the craze about s8 so 😩❤️ hope you’ll like it guys!

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hot take:
Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.
Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.
Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards
& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards
#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)
further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.
omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards
by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.
Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards
@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror
Merry Christmas 1st!!