Can't go around it, gotta go through it

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

in a videos game the Jungle has a Temple which must be a biome specific natural structure and surely means nothing. most times it's abandonedTemple covered by Jungle Vegetation but sometimes, less so since the 90s but still around, youre gonna meet some human or at least humanoid people depicted in a cartoonishly obsolete culturally syncretic racism that surely cant be really racist, guys, theyre not pointing to a real culture plus the people of color that live around me aren't like that. those are Jungle People that live in Jungle and we all know that there's no real life people that live in Jungle

love disabled girls forever +100000 years

what the fuck is this guy’s problem. I spend sixty-six years and six months forging a cursed blade which will drive anyone who lays their hand upon it to kill all in their path without remorse, unless they possess an inhuman will, and he just uses some fuckass telekinesis powers on it??? I quenched this blade in my own daughter’s blood you ASSHOLE. at least have the fucking dignity to kill an innocent bystander while you’re consumed by bloodlust before snapping back to reality and realizing what you’ve done. fucking prick.

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

the thing that's so compelling about bad movies is like. so many people put so much time and money and effort into making this one single work of art and it's not even good

my disservice dog is trying to lick the salt off my mall pretzel

OP sorry to crash your post but was your favourite boba kiosk the boba yaga thing???

​Time to googl[remembers i want the cool leftist mutuals to like me] duck duck go something [remembers that bragging about activism is performative and virtue signaling] i mean search something somewhere [remembers that it’s gonna be 34 degrees celsius tomorrow] i mean move into a cold dark cave to live with the isopods

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

I should add - the US government STILL disproportionately targets Indigenous families for child welfare checks. ICWA is supposed to protect against this but is unevenly enforced, and there's even talk of overturning it. Protect ICWA and Indigenous children.

just got diagnosed as at risk for smiling at my distraught teammates through the glass as I lock myself in with the horde to buy them time to escape armed with too much artillery for me to possibly survive and gleefully egging them on with a one liner as the suicidally self-sacrificial motive-farming plot device of a supporting tritagonist and they prescribed me 0.75ml estradiol cypionate injected intramuscularly once every 5 days