24 is the highest number

can you put that thing on a leash?

If I had a normal relationship with food and alcohol and drugs and sex and sexuality and money. Then I would probably feel a lot better

they should make a substance to abuse that has no consequences

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

the issue is i fear that you all love gay people. but you do not consider gay women to be gay. or people.

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

so sorry to Shane for the terrible and borderline traumatic sexual experience he had that night but every time I see gifs of Rose in her little slinky glitter dress at the end of ep 4 I just think “outta my way gayboy I’m about to get it”