I don’t get it

oh I get it

not now sweetie i’m very busy babygirlifying middle aged men on the internet

the thing about cowboys. is that I have feelings for them

i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back at the beginning of season two with no time jump at all and i would just say thank you. lucius could survive being thrown overboard due to the buoyancy of his wooden finger and i’d be like yup, makes perfect sense, no notes. i am willfully forgetting everything i’ve ever known for this show. i am not just suspending my disbelief, i am loading it into a cannon and blasting it to the heavens.

queer people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life