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During yesterday’s game I made an off the cuff remark that Infernal music uses a system of nine modes named after the layers of Hell as opposed to the traditional seven in Western classical music so of course I’ve been coming up with a system of nine tones per octave for no gain whatsoever, I don’t think I’ve ever spent so much time on something with absolutely zero game effect

I mean one obvious benefit is that I can now say that my character plays her lute in the Stygian mode which rules

Now I’m desperately curious as to what that would sound like…

I mean it wouldn’t be hard for me to write a piece like that. It won’t sound “correct” to western ears because the root note, C, in that scale will sound like it wants to resolve up to the Db, but if your goal is for music to sound like it’s from Hell, then it’s doable.

It’s uploading to soundcloud now!

https://soundcloud.com/critical-hit-compositions/in-the-court-of-mammon

Omg holy shit

people on this site will make the biggest scene whenever any of the crystal gems has the tiniest flaw but i don’t see ANYBODY talking about all of the innocent people steven callously stabs per episode ..? :/

it seems like almost every time i watch the show i’m like, great, another steven’s knife episode. it’s like, enough? we get it??

what the fuck are you talking about?

stevens knife. why isnt anybody talking about this

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

✨ Enriched! Enrichment has The ✨

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[ID: Aerial photo of two adult wild hogs and 9 or 10 hoglets lying in a field. The babies are all lying in a pile between/on top of the two adults. End ID]

HOGLETS

Okay but “Unprocessed Internal Provenance” is legit chilling.