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Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

nixpunk

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sar-kalu

✨️ The Enrichment has Enriched! ✨️

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✨ Enriched! Enrichment has The ✨

babyanimalgifs

Little fish eats his foods

(Source)

bunigojade

aflo

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

identifying-fish-in-posts

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

duke-of-fire

splickedylit

His Foods :) 👍

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umbrellamoss

[ID: Aerial photo of two adult wild hogs and 9 or 10 hoglets lying in a field. The babies are all lying in a pile between/on top of the two adults. End ID]

worldbuilding-tomfoolery

HOGLETS

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trigona-necrophaga

Gideon the Ninth naming system notes appreciation post

theprofessional-amateur

Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:

On-Going Project. Folders were empty.

Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.

Stuff. You are killing me smalls.

Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.

theprofessional-amateur

Some previous “winners”

Miscellaneous Old Stuff. *long sigh*

Other Idiocy. Honestly, this one was fitting.

(R) Man Claws. I have so many questions. Like, SO many

Keep for historical reasons. Neat.

Unprocessed Internal Provenance. Or how I answer the question “so what brings you to therapy?”

theprofessional-amateur

•••Possibilities for 2005••• you can really feel the optimism, which almost makes up for the pile of nonsense

theprofessional-amateur

Dogs Against Drugs. Ok McGruff.

theprofessional-amateur

The Lawsuit. Because in a series of legal files for an org over 100 years old, I am sure there is only one.

theprofessional-amateur

Other Crazy. Not to be confused with “other idiocy” which is already in this thread.

historicity-was-already-taken

Okay but “Unprocessed Internal Provenance” is legit chilling.

tapacamino

Some gems from when I worked in the entomology department of a museum:

Bonus calendar appointment in my Outlook:

historicity-was-already-taken

theprofessional-amateur

I forgot these bad boys from a natural history museum I worked at.

theprofessional-amateur

Losing my mind with metadata cleanup but found my new favorite folder title:

“Scientific Committee on Problems, etc”

theprofessional-amateur

✨✨concepts ✨✨

Ah yes, unanswered emails.

Compelling stories (folder empty)

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enba-and-luka

heated-blanket

RIP bozo status pending

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mylordshesacactus

For all that the 1800s etiquette guides are--obviously--derangedly sexist from a modern perspective? They're also mindblowing in how casually they will assert things that MODERN DAY CONSERVATIVES would scream and cry and shit their pants about.

"People back then always married young it's natural!!!" Every single 1800s guide I've ever met casually mentions that, of course, you really shouldn't get married before you're at least 20, and waiting until 25 is usually better.

Or, like. Okay here's a long segment:

Just firmly going "it is crazy sexist to blame The Wife for overspending when thirty seconds of asking questions will immediately establish that her husband was outright lying to her about how much money they had. Talk to your wife like a normal person."

Or--okay, here. A section on being honest and not writing love letters in secret, because that's usually a good sign that there's something untoward going on....

....except that he then immediately acknowledges that sometimes, the reason you're hiding this from your parents is that your parents suck. That there are parents who frankly have not earned the right to approve or disapprove of your partner.

(I realize the phrasing there sounds a lot less strong than my summary, but--trust me on this. When you're familiar with the narrative voice of these kinds of books, this passage is downright radical. The mere acknowledgement that if you treat your kids badly, it's your own damn fault when they don't talk to you? I've genuinely never seen that before in this genre. Don't freak out over "properly trained", either. It's just a linguistic shift--at the time, "training" was used the way we would say "raising" a child today. )

mylordshesacactus

"Delete all the nudes and sexts after a breakup or you're a piece of shit" has been the standard expectation since EIGHT. TEEN. EIGHTY. FIVE.

mylordshesacactus

"Men and women being friends with each other is literally normal. Don't be a controlling freak."

Anyway I was wrong the publishing date is actually 1882 so like.

mylordshesacactus

"If you have to abuse a child to keep order in your classroom then you're a bad teacher."

So like @ the modern Republican party, are the "traditional family values" in the fucking room with us right now--

annabelle--cane

why is every fiction podcast creator either bi or aroace. why is this media landscape so all or nothing coded.

archacovercosine

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

narcissene

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

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