Kit

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

(Out of deodorant voice) maybe we should all be more accepting of the smells our bodies naturally produce

This woman’s face haunts me every time I notice myself do a white girl thing

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

telehealth appointments with a gynecologist is so conceptually funny to me

put ya pussy on tha phone !!!

"Creatives deserve to be paid" and "We desperately need community spaces for creatives that aren't focused on trying to make money or advance careers where we're allowed to make connections and experiment" are two statements that can and should coexist.

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

rolling snake eyes is a bad thing. being a snake in the grass is a bad thing. being cold-blooded is a bad thing. the english language is so fucking hostile for snakes why do you hate us so bad

NOT TO MENTION snake oil salesmen are famously sketchy. why do you hate our oils

really funny character concept i will definitely be using some day: oil salesman who is a snake. introduced as a snake oil salesman

he's a painfully honest and sincere oil salesman. he's not selling miracle cures he's telling you exactly what it is. and what it is, is oil. he's got olive oil coconut oil corn oil. every kind of oil you can think of

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now