Just a dragonhoard of posts I add to every now and again

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Thanks to everyone who worked on verifying this information.

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

she's the opposite of that snake that hates markiplier

i love how this implies that gritty is how vulcans see jim

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.