in my defense, I was left unsupervised

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

Update 2026: He’s currently recording audiobooks of all the Heated Rivalry books and posting snippets on his TikTok and IG <3

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

what if you’re all lying

Actually, the funniest thing that Warhorse could do is make it so that in the opening of KCD3, Hans and Henry have a hunting trip and they get ambushed like the beginning of KCD2, but if you chose to make Hansry canon, they have an afternoon delight right before the ambush and you get the post coital buff for the first fight of the game, so that the optimal way to play the game at least at the start is to get the Gay Sex Buff.

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

if you like a complex, beautiful show that perfect encaptures the feeling of obsessive love with such beautifully intricate characters that everyone in the fandom has a different characterization of them and despite the disgusting, stomach-turning psychological horror, has ideas of soulmates and doomed yaoi and blood and metaphors for orgasms and blowjobs and power over those who take your empathy and losing yourself at the hands of a lover and recovering from the scars of your past and your own mind to become better than God and meet the bottom Atlantic cradled in the arms of said lover then I think you would realllyyyy like Hannibal NBC, which originally aired on this day in 2013-2015.

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

ok i would like to clarify it has to be music and it can't just be a short song that's been looped a bunch. that still counts as several songs in one file, it's just several of the same song in one file. no audiobooks no podcasts no plants vs zombies theme 2 hour loop