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how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

#and its literally every. day.

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Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

#showed my boyfriend (delighted) and he immediately said its wabi sabi #now word unlocked

kiaz1st

Take me to snurch

#feelin like this snail lately

maidenvault

I can’t believe people still think the “Who are you?” line in Andor is about “lol Cassian doesn’t even know who this guy is after he’s been obsessed with catching him” (how tf would he know?) and not the fact that Syril doesn’t have an answer to that question. He doesn’t know who he is and can’t explain how he got to this point and what the hell it was all for. Another character even asks him the same question, in disgust, earlier in the same episode! (“Who are you that you would say that to me? What kind of human being are you?”) Do you still need a worksheet with some discussion questions to figure this out when they used that repetition very deliberately? Or do you get the point is that this is him finally having a moment of doubt as he faces Cassian as a human being and doesn’t even know why he wants to kill him, but this moment of doubt when he can’t undo what he’s done and is about to die comes too late? Do you get it??

#its funny in a holy shit thats so fucking sad that was a culmination that was turning point that was an unraveling #and he really arrived there at the last possible moment #andor

ducissatenebrarum

Cat and kitten door knocker, Clun, England

This unusual door knocker from Clun, England, features a mother cat carrying her kitten — sculpted in cold, weathered bronze, yet full of tenderness.

Equal parts whimsical, eerie, and adorable, it feels like something out of a forgotten fairytale.

bunjywunjy

SMACK BABY AGAINST DOOR TO ENTER

#in Clun!!! i could go smack baby against door...

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fellator

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

#and its. literally everday

mummer

“not unkindly” has to be one of the ultimate adverbs ever. Implies so much

#the implications

frottinq

this is. I'm a little. hooooo boy.... oh wow oh golly gosh wow....

dyke-pollinator

#ok so define ‘regular’

krumplr

#irony tastes so sweet

twistedhellknight52

you know voltron?

*Calmly levels a pistol at your forehead*

#'hey remember voltr-' killing you killing you killing you

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vampirezogar

Anyone else fuck with individual songs? Who is the artist? I dunno. What album is it from? Shut up. What year was it released? *tim allen grunt* What's the title of the track? Fuck you. But it goes like this: *poorly memorized chorus*

I love that song. Do not ask me anything about it.

#stop asking me what music im into #i dont know

saltrat88

gray-firearms-deactivated201905

I am fucking dying

zakuro-san

UNMUTE IT P L E A S E

drtanner

Genuinely one of the best impressions I’ve ever heard, lmao. Fucking class.

wholesomepostarchive

6/12/2025

#why dont i have this on my blog yet #fave

squareofshape

so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

#ADGJFSYJFGDS #this made me choke lmao

garchomp-ings

#ive been living in it just is my whole life

bees-with-swords

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

hearnoweevil

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

#beautiful

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organicmatter

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

#the replies on this are great

foreveriallyzombified

wormweb

This is why accessibilityis so important.

foreveriallyzombified

To everyone saying they recognize the program this was made in and thinks this was an architectural software — NO IT WASN’T. This is a player wearing an orca avatar in an MMO at a public humiliation/exposure fetish place and as soon as the orca entered that place he found it was a bunch of real life photographs of old guys bending over and exposing their assholes. After staring at a certain German guy’s picture for too long the guy in the picture noticed this (he was zoomed in) and messaged the orca some shit like “does Sir like what he sees?” “the slave thanks you for looking.” the orca didn’t have the social skills to handle this, tried to be polite, panicked, tried to turn around but since the avatar is so big it was like the Austin Powers truck driving scene and every way he turned he saw more babyboomer asshole. how do i know this? that orca, was me

#crying #literally. my ribs hurt i cant laugh without pain right now

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