author of TACOMLU

true crime has done irreparable fucking damage to middle class white women

every time i see some middle class white mom of two saying “girlies! you need to get a visible tattoo because then a rando won’t try to snatch you in broad daylight in the middle of the walmart checkout to put you into sex trafficking!” i get pissed off because you are NOT the primary target of trafficking! poor children of colour in underdeveloped countries, indigenous women, sex workers, these are the people in danger!

true crime podcasts always talk about the rare instance a middle class white woman is taken and so these true crime girlies only ever hear about it happening to women like them and start thinking they’re the main target, but if there were a true crime podcast for every poor non-white child who has been trafficked there wouldn’t be enough data centres in the entire world to hold them all! the fact that white women are the focus of these things is because society only gives a shit about white women, and turns a blind eye when women of colour are the ones being victimized!

Lucy Gray doesn't belong in the ground. She is the air, the trees, a whisper behind your ear. She is insanity for the cruel and strength for the defiant. She is hope; not a grain of it, not in small doses, not the tool Coriolanus means it to be. He tried to squash it, but Lucy Gray became intangible. Like a song, she escaped his control, and she became infinite.

-Yet some maintain that to this day

She is a living child;

That you may see sweet Lucy Gray

Then you get Reaped because your boyfriend cheated on you - so now you have to fight for your life in an arena.

When you get to the Capitol you’re met by a guy around your age who says his job is to take care of you in the arena, so you figure you should probably use some of those charms you live by on him so you have a better chance at survival. So you flirt with him a little, save his life etc. It works! He helps you! Now you’ve won the Hunger Games! You get to go home and see your family! Thank you random Capitol guy for your help, bye bye now.

And then you’re singing on stage, with your family who you literally killed people to see again, thrilled to be alive and this fuckin Capitol guy has followed you home.

Oh and also he’s a peacekeeper now so is legally allowed a gun.

And now he kind of won’t leave you alone - the charm worked too well and he’s obsessed with you. Brilliant. But you’re a survivor. So you let him get closer, just enough to feel safe. And as you get to know him better, maybe you’re thinking, hey this guy isn’t so bad, he’s kind of cute with his buzzcut and he seems to really like you, maybe this could be something. Also it might be useful to have a peacekeeper on side - everything in your district is about survival.

Things are going well, you write a song about him, he cries, your little cousin loves him.

And then he murders someone in front of you and you’re like oh shit he crazy. And THEN you realise that because of the person he murdered, the mayor is now out for your blood and you’re probably gonna die so you have to get out of there ASAP so you say bye to this guy and he INVITES HIMSELF TO YOUR ESCAPE PLAN and you have to be like “oh sure, that’s super news, would absolutely love to have you along with me, I’m so glad you asked.” So now you’re stuck with him again.

And THEN you’re in the middle of escaping and he fuckin tells you he’s murdered an extra person you didn’t know about and when you ask him who, he says his old self and now you’re thinking oh shit he CRAZY crazy. And THEN he finds the gun he used and you realise that if he destroys that evidence then you’re the only loose end and he has a kind of crazy look in his eye so you’re like, okay time to nip this in the bud, I’m outta here gotta go pick some katniss. So you run away from him and THEN he follows you again and fuckin shoots at you so you run FASTER and now you’ve disappeared and no one will ever find out what happened to you which drives him absolutely crazy for 60+ years.

As promised here is my list of Covey-inspired names.

I tried to follow the typical naming convention of the first part of the name being a traditional folk poem or ballad, but I did add some names that differed from the typical names, and still fit the covey vibes. Suggestions appreciated :)

I also posted a list of shades of colors in case some people needed it!

https://www.tumblr.com/starstrucktoby/795797713663000576/color-shades

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Aldingar (Sir Aldingar) Alice (Lady Alice) Allegra (Children's Hour) Allison (Allison Gross) Amarantha (Song to Amarantha) Amoret (The Faerie Queene) Andrew (Death of Young Andrew) Angelina (Farewell Angelina) Annabel (Annabel Lee) Annachie (Annachie Gordon) Annet (Lord Thomas and Fair Annet) Annie (For Annie or Gentle Annie) April (April Come She Will) Ariel (Ariel by Sylvia Plath) Arthur (King Arthur) Augustine (The Ladder of St. Augustine)

Barbra (Barbra Allen) Benjie (Young Benjie) Bess (The Highway Man) Bill (Railroad Bill) Billy (Billy Boy) Bonny/Bonnie (‘Bonny Barbra Allen’ or ‘The Bonnie Lass o’ Fyvie’) Bridget (The Banks of Newfoundland)

Carolina (Carolina in my Mind) Caroline (Sweet Caroline) Catherine (Catherine Howard’s Fate) Catskin (The Wandering Young Gentlewoman or Catskin) Cawline (Sir Cawline) Cecilia (Cecilia- Simon & Garfunkel) Celia (To Celia) Charlie (Mr Charlie) Christabel (Christabel by Samuel Taylor Coleridge) Christopher (Christopher White) Clara (The Song of Maria Clara) Claribel (Claribel by Ralph Vaughn Williams) Clarinda (To the Van Morte Clarinda) Claude (Claude Allen) Clementine (Oh My Darling, Clementine) Clerk (‘Clerk Saunders’ or ‘Clerk Colvill’) Cole (Cole Younger) Corey (Darling Corey) Corinna (Corinna’s Gone A’Maying) Curtis (Ballad of Curtis Loew)

Daisy (Lady Diamond) Danny (Danny Boy) Davy (The Ballad of Davy Crockett) Delaware (Lord Delaware) Delia (Delia by Samuel Daniel) Delilah (Hey There Delilah) Delta (Delta Dawn) Donald (Ballad of Donald White) Donnie (Ballad of Donnie Gene)

Earl (‘Earl Brand’ or ‘The Earl of Westmoreland’) Edith (Children’s Hour) Edmund (The Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald) Edward (Edward) Elanor (Queen Elanor’s Confession) Elise (The Famous Flower of Serving Men) Eliza (Eliza Jane) Ellen (Poor Ellen Smith) Emmeline (The Sparrows Nest-Wordsworth) Enoch (Enoch by Lord Tennyson) Erlinton (Erlinton) Estmere (King Estmere) Eulalie (Eulalie by Edgar Allen Poe) Evangeline (Evangeline by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

Frankie (Ballad of Frankie Lee and Judas Priest)

Gawain (The Marriage of Sir Gawain) Gil (Gil Brenton) Gloriana (The Faerie Queene) Godiva (Godiva by Alfred Tennyson) Grace (Amazing Grace)

Harry (Harry's Courtship) Hazel (Hazel- Bob Dylan) Henry (King Henry) Hollis (Ballad of Hollis Brown) 

Ira (Ballad of Ira Hayes) Irene (Goodnight Irene) Isabel (‘Adventures of Isabel’ or ‘Lady Isabel and the Elf Knight’)

Jack (Jack Orion) Jackie (Jackie Boy) James (St James Infirmary Blues) Jane (‘For Jane’ by Charles Bukowski, or ‘Death of Queen Jane’) Janet (‘Janet Waking’, ‘Fair Janet’, Or ‘Tam Lin’) Jeannie (Annachie Gordon) Jellon (Jellon Grame) Jenny (‘The Ballad of Jenny Rae’ or ‘Ballad of Jenny Ledge’) Jim (Jim Bowie) Joan (The Clowns Courtship) Johanna (Visions of Johanna) John/Johnny (‘Johnny Has Gone For a Soldier’, ‘Young Johnny’, or ‘John Henry’) Johnnie (Johnnie Armstrong) Johnstone (Young Johnstone) Joshua (Joshua Fit the Battle of Jericho) Jubilee (Jubilee) Judas (Ballad of Frankie Lee and Judas Priest) Juliet (Romeo and Juliet)

Lamia (Lamia by John Keats) Lamkin (Lamkin) Lance (Poor Old Lance) Lenore (The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe) Lillian (Red Dirt Girl) Lillie (Jellon Grame) Lizie/Lizzie (Lizie Wan) Lorelei (Lorelei by Heinrich Heine) Louise (Visions of Johanna) Lovel (Lord Lovel) Lucy Gray (Lucy Gray by William Wordsworth) Lyonell (Sir Lyonell)

Mack (Spancil Hill) Maggie (Little Maggie) Maisry (Lady Maisry) Maple (Maple-Edgar Allen Poe) Margaret (‘Spring and Fall’, ‘Proud Lady Margaret’, or ‘Hind Etin’) Maria (The Song of Maria Clara) Marian (Robin Hood and Maid Marian) Mariana (Mariana by Alfred Tennyson) Marina (Marina by T.S Elliot) Marjorie (Young Benjie) Martha (The Bowes Tragedy) Mary (‘Miss Mary Mack’ or ‘Fields of Athenry’) Matty (Matty Groves) Maude (Maude Clare) Maurice (Child Maurice) Meg (Spancil Hill) Michael (‘Michael Finnigan’ or ‘Fields of Athenry’) Minnie (Ballad of Minnie Dean) Moll (The Ballad of Moll Mcgee) Molly (‘Molly Malone’ or ‘I Never Will Marry’)

Nancy (Nancy by William Cowper) Naomi (Naomi Wise) Nell (Spancil Hill) Nellie (Nellie Clark)

Oliver (Sweet Polly Oliver) Ophelia (Ophelia by Arthur Rimbaud) Orfeo (King Orfeo) Orion (Jack Orion) Owen/Owyne (‘The Lament for Owen Roe’ or ‘Kemp Owyne’) Owlet (Child Owlet)

Pat (Pat Works on the Railway) Patrick (Sir Patrick Spens) Peggy (Young Peggy) Persephone (Double Persephone by Margret Atwood) Phoebe (O Sister Phoebe) Polly (‘Pretty Polly’ or ‘Polly Vaughn’)

Randall (Lord Randall) Robyn/Robin (Robin Hood's Death, A Bold Pedlar and Robin Hood, there are lots of Robin Hood poems) Roger (The Bowes Tragedy) Rosaleen (My Dark Rosaleen) Rosalind (Rosalind by Lord Tennyson) Rosemary (Balled of Rosemary Lane) Rosie (Star of the County Down) Ruby (Ruby-Are You Mad at Your Man) Ruth (Ruth by Wordsworth, or The Beautiful Lady of Kent) Ryalas (The Jovial Hunter of Broomsgrove)

Sadie (Little Sadie) Sally (‘Aweigh, Santy Ano’ or ‘The Rich Irish Lady/Pretty Sally’) Sam (The cremation of Sam McGee) Saro (Pretty Saro) Shady (Shady Grove) Simon (‘Simple Simon’ or ‘Simon Lee’) Sovay (Sovay) Susan (Reverie of Poor Susan) Susanna (The Journals of Susanna Moodie) Suzanne (Suzanne-Leonard Cohen) 

Tam (‘Tam Glen’, ‘Tam o' Shanter’ both by Robert Burns, or ‘Tam Lin’) Tamerlane (Tamerlane by Edgar Allen Poe) Thomas (Thomas the Rhymer) Tobias (Where are the Days of Tobias) Tom (Tom Dooley)

Una (The Faerie Queene)

Vincent (Vincent-Don McLean)

Waterlily (Water Lily by Ralph Stanley) William (‘Sweet William’s Ghost’ or ‘I Never Will Marry’) Willie (‘Willie’s Lady’, ‘Willies Lyke-Wake’, or ‘Erlinton’) Willow (Down in the Willow Garden)