山河不足重，重在遇知己

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

revenge scheme so convoluted and messy it's painfully obvious to anyone who knows anything that you never actually wanted revenge and are just crashing out real bad

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

wei wuxian is such a lesson in contradiction like he's so nice he's a jerk he's so smart he's very naive he's friends with everyone nobody likes him he's the best cultivator alive he can't use a sword he's a whore he's a virgin he's lazy he'll work for days without sleep he's so calm under pressure his temper is atrocious his ego is massive he has no self worth he's dead he's alive he's a saint he's a monster he's a victim he's a villain he's a great teacher he's a terrible student he's a charmer he's so so annoying he saves everyone's asses he's the reason they're in this mess he's a brother but not really he's a son but not really he's a father but not really he's a sect leader with no sect he's so selfish he puts everyone before himself he made so many choices there was nothing else he could have done like no wonder it's so difficult for people to understand him he's literally everything

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

I shot my first turkey today!

Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section

i was trying to remember my physical mailing address and some random guy told it to me.

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity