Blorbo, Scrungle, Etc.

At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...

This is incredible.

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

okay this is my favorite comment on this entire post

I feel like whatever I imagine romance to look like in my head and what romance looks like in real life are two deeply different concepts

Romance in my head is like if total codependency wasn't uncomfortable and stressful. Unless it is uncomfortable and stressful. In which case I have full control over how that works because it's in my brain

I want you guys to all start making a bigger stink about Tumblr's Age Verification Horseshit.

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

Spiders jpg

Woah dude

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This is actually so interesting to read- it’s from 2012 but its full of the same anxieties, even some of the same phrasing that many of the guardian’s later pieces on transness use. really hammers home how much of the terfism that emerged in the late 10s was middle class mothers angry at a loss of control over their adult children- whether that be their bodies or their friends or their opinions- and making that everyone’s problem because they have the power to do so

First the robots came for the jobs of unskilled workers, and I did not speak out, for I was not an unskilled worker Then the robots came for the jobs of the creators, and I did not speak out, for I was not a creator Then the robots came for the jobs of alcoholics trying to get home from the pub at closing time while needing a piss, and nobody spoke up for me, because I was passed out face-down in a puddle of my own urine

Harry du Bois would say this.