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What's the best Billy Joel song?
Uptown Girl
Piano Man
Just the Way You Are
We Didn't Start the Fire
A Matter of Trust
It's Still Rock and Roll to Me
My Life
She's Always A Woman
Other (put in the tags)
You people actually listen to Billy Joel???
If you vote please reblog and maybe put your age I'm the tags because I'm curious as to who this reaches.
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tumblr live and the idea of instant comm here cracks me up bc I know the demographic here is women who donât respond quickly to texts even though they long to escape their loneliness and experience sincere life long connection and so stew for days upon weeks in their inability to say ânot much, how are you!â To a âwhat are you up toâ text. Live feed for this userbase indeedâŚâŚ
Oliver Herford, âI Heard a Bird Singâ
2023
LOCATE THE WHIMSY
IF NONE, CREATE THE WHIMSY
MAINTAIN THE WHIMSY
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you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph⌠in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckinâ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things A few of my favorite autochrome photos:
that last one is literally a LOOK
yes!
but lets not forget sergei prokudin-gorskiy, who developed a similar process in 1902, published in 1903 and then toured russia to take hundreds of color photographs:
AND the guy developed color slide processing as well. as a person fairly familiar with modern b/w processing at home, but never EVER stepping into color (negatives or slides) territory, iâd say, BAMF to the highest degree.Â
https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442
Thereâs this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.
this is going around twitter and i thought it'd be a fun little thing to bond over
in the tags as usual
People who are saying F for coffee or tea are insane there's nothing left in there
Some photos from last weekend when we put up the Christmas tree. That's our dog Charlie. She is a good girl.
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snow is too horrible to have the positive rep it does. itâs cold, turns to mud, makes the ground slippery - just an all around inconvenience. Christmas PR machine been pumping out movies and music for decades to clean out snowâs image but you canât fool me. I see through the propaganda.
tfw you put on black tights and a black shirt before the rest of your outfit layers and you do a little jazzy pose in the mirror like a Fosse dancer
So I found the letter that the Animorphs author and trans ally K. A. Applegate wrote after the series ended and Iâm FLOORED
I mean
You want something even crazier? Animorphs ended in May 2001. She didnât know what was coming, but damn if she didnât give her readers a much needed dose of reality about the horrors of war right before we were really going to need it.
If you enjoy easily-digestible sci fi, and can get your hands on the animorphs books, I really recommend it. Theyâre fucking great and thoughtful in a lot of ways you might not have picked up on as a kid. Iâve read the first dozen or so books over the last couple of years and theyâve literally changed the way I look at the world.
Not to butt in since the series came along when I was in high school and thus a bit after my time, but I am a librarian and as such I am ALL ABOUT matching people to the books they need in whatever format is available.. You can download the entire series. Itâs free.
Applegateâs statement on the piracy subject is quoted from an AMA here for those that have moral issues with it. for those that donât want to click, she says: âWe do not take them down. Or ask for them to be taken down. I think once the books are available to buyâpaper or eâit would be nice if people who could afford it would buy. (our kids have very expensive tastes. You know: food and whatnot.) But for years theyâve been unavailable except by âpiratedâ means. These men and women kept the series alive. They kept the books available. So no, we did NOT take these books down.â
Go forth, and read.
not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of lifeâs most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread
this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
No cuz I fucking love this sign. Itâs not an actual barrier so itâs not like some sort of challenge it simply says âfuck around and you will find outâ
Ohohoho I LOVE âfuck around and find outâ signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones
(Context for the last one: itâs a WWII era sign posted around the soldiersâ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. âLoose lips sink shipsâ.)
I also love these two, which I would place in the category of âYou already fucked around, now youâre about to find out.â
Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.
[ID: a sign posted on a high-voltage box among other smaller danger signs that reads: âDANGER: NOT ONLY WILL THIS KILL YOU, IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOUâRE DYINGâ]
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Hey students, hereâs a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while youâre seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with âdear hello, I am sick and not sure if Iâll be alive to come tomorrow and Iâm sorry, best slutantions, [name]â.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, Iâd probably believe they were sick.
âSlutantionsâ has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
âI amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blueâ
the subject line was âOWâ
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN âOWâ
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class Iâd passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line âyou good?â
Reblogging for the last addition
Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so thereâs about a month and a half block of time where Iâm taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldnât come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like âNot sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.â I didnât think until the next day that it probably wasnât socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you werenât coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that sheâd printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
Itâs even worse than i remember it
I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.
