Noted Fool

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

Prince whose noblest knight keeps insisting that he would throw himself upon his own blade to bleed himself dry of sin should his liege request it has to reassure concerned citizens, "I've never asked him to do that."

"But you could, my liege!" the knight follows immediately.

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

we don’t need another gritty reboot / yassified remake of a legacy franchise, what we need is a full ten seasons of Uncle Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers

in summer 2020 when i was having a supernatural renaissance and watching it like every night to fall asleep i had a vivid dream that there was a very early season one 9/11 propaganda episode of supernatural that opened with a flashback of dean and john crying in a motel room as they watched the towers fall on tv. and then in the present sam and dean were investigating the ghosts of 9/11 victims for some reason and had to visit the rubble of the towers or something??? and then they got into a very drawn out fight because sam kept making offhand negative remarks about george bush while they were there and it ended with dean calling him a college liberal and running off with tears in his eyes while the memories of watching the towers fall with his dad ran through his head. i don’t remember what else happens i’m just bringing this up so you know supernatural could have been much worse

the actual main difference between data and spock is that data is almost completely sincere the majority of the time meanwhile spock is mostly lying or being a bitch for fun

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

I’m sick and tired of found families we need more found toxic workplace environments

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

new DB Cooper theory: she’s still falling

shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.