cherry valley forever
todays bird
we're not kids anymore.
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Stranger Things
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shark vs the universe
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$LAYYYTER
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trying on a metaphor
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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
If you choose the more popular option you are poisoned, and must log off and do something you are putting off. If you choose otherwise, you may reblog and keep scrolling!
The Goblet Nearest You
The Goblet Nearest Me
This is genuinely the funniest thing that could’ve happened considering how the actual scene plays out holy shit
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Happy to see this in places where I usually find white nationalist stickers.
"They broke the law!!!"
-youth pastor voice- you know who else broke the law?
Just in case you need to hear this, bedtime is not for looking at news. It's not time to watch videos about what's going on; it's not time to catch up or "stay informed". Your job at bedtime is to relax and clear your head and sleep, so that you can be rested and tackle another day tomorrow. That's your only responsibility at bedtime. That's how you serve the world best. At bedtime, relaxing and going the fuck to sleep is praxis.
Oooohhhh! Magical scientist. I like that! 😁
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"ICE isnt new, its been around for decades."
I have been out of the closet for longer than ICE has been around.
Ive read fanfiction older than ICE.
My fellow Americans, we have to stop believing terrible institutions have been around forever, or that the country would crumble without them.
ICE was created in 2002. It happened in the post-9/11 wave of forcing through things that would strip away American's rights and privacy in the name of "fighting terrorism."
Even if it's older than you are, it is barely a blip of America's history. Billie Eilish is older than ICE. The first Chipotle opened nine years before ICE was created. Pretty Fly For a White Guy is two years older than ICE. The Simpsons have been on-air a solid decade longer than ICE has existed.
ICE is not old. The country was fine for over two hundred years before ICE came along, and we'll be much better off once it's finally gone.
tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr
the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound
Hi guys just a reminder if your ‘inclusive community’ includes Nazis, or giving space to Nazis. It’s a Nazi community.
You will never have minorities feeling safe in your community while Nazis thrive there. Harmful ideologies do not burn out from being kind to them and hoping they’ll change their mind, it often is more likely for them to think they are being approved of and they can continue the hateful behavior quietly.
Also if you’re ‘no politics’ to avoid confrontation within your space, you shouldn’t be a leader in your space. If you want to lead, lead, avoidance isn’t leading.
god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home
i love reading the text posts on here that are like little windows into everyones lives. someones having coffee. someones waiting for the bus. someones buying their friend a gift. someone's crying, someone's laughing. someones going to bed
it feels like
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No, seriously, do NOT.
Feeling dirty and grimy for extended periods of time is extremely draining on the mental well-being of humans. Psychological studies prove it is detrimental to our self-esteem and contentment. And no wonder; we are animals--homo sapiens, a kind of ape--that instinctively places high importance on personal grooming. Like monkeys and cats and birds in a zoo, one of the best ways to make us feel sad ... is to make us feel gross to ourselves.
So here's an easy saying from my therapist/zookeeper:
"If you feel like you hate the world, eat something.
If you feel like the world hates you, get some sleep.
If you feel like you hate yourself, take a shower.
You will probably feel much better."
Do all three at once to become the perfect life form
Whoa! Is this where @redgoldsparks ‘ comic comes from?
Yes this is the source of the text!
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone
“average meme lasts 5 years” factoid actually just statistical error. average meme lasts 30 days or less. Spiders Georg, which started on this day 10 years ago, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
It’s Spiders Georg-aversary!!!!! Ten years of outlying!!!!
shit man this got me emotional
left: the Nebra sky disc, circa 1600 BCE, showing the Moon, Sun, and stars in gold on copper - the oldest depiction of the cosmos in the world
right: the Webb Space Telescope, July 2022, revealing thousands of baby galaxies forming in the early days of the universe - humankind’s deepest look into the sky
Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year
Suspicious.
Six days and still no Wednesday. I think it's safe to conclude that there will be no more Wednesdays ever
You guys will never guess what day it is.
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