Kelly M.

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Important distinction, it wasn’t “amphetamines” like Adderall or Vyvanse or something, it was Pervitin, prescription grade methamphetamine.

This is the larval stage of a Funko Pop.

insult the good name of axlotls once again and not even allah will be able to protect you from the fury of my shoe to your head

Okay so I have a question- do guys who work in retail get creepy people hitting on them too? Or is that strictly a female problem?

Too easy

Wait did someone take this picture without his knowledge?

What the actual fuck

I…highly doubt that story is true.  How can you do all that from just a photo?

It’s true.

Wait are we at an age where people dont know of the insantity of the “alex from target” ordeal

Well I’m glad this terrifying pit into the abyss is wheelchair accessible

this is from like five years ago or something but it dogs my notifications so y’all can enjoy it again

The Abyss is not abelist. Nor sexist, racist, classist, queerphobic. The Abyss welcomes all into its maw.

@vague-magnus-archives

@cuddlesuccubus

This is legit.

to complete this analogy, imagine everything else in your life costed *pennies*. Your house is less than a cent. You pay less than a cent to your employees. You pay less than a cent for your food and healthcare.

This film is so underrated it hurts.

ah this explains how they understood french and english so well almost instantly… better than the magical wind in Pocahontas that’s for sure

Man, don’t you just wish Atlantis took off as a sci-fi franchise for Disney just so all that world building they did between this and Subterranean Tours could have found more use?

In a cooler alternate timeline the most successful Disney movies are Atlantis and treasure planet and every movie that came after them was influenced by their style, charm, and most importantly the creativity and passion that went into every little detail

owned

Lifeguard Jesus disagrees with the law

Lifeguard Jesus is found in contempt of court and sentenced to jail

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

white people let their white children do whatever they want even in public spaces

Oh I thought maybe like free for the taking

that’s amazing