yeehaw

give me your most controversial music opinion

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

such is the extraordinary power of the elf stones

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

Yes, Margrave Gottwald. ... it fucking ORANGE out there

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

are you liking my posts because you want to kill me