yeehaw

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

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People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

Sounds like something a wizard mocking another wizard for their poorly written spellbook would say

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

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online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh