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Everyone get more earnest now

haha hey bro cant help but notice that there are multiple supply caches and autosaves leading up to me entering your chamber for that quick chat you wanted. just a quick chat though right haha. just a quick chat right

my lord. the two statues you commissioned are finally complete. yeah, the double-order with the vast and trunkless legs of stone and the shattered visage. i like to think we captured the sneer of cold command pretty well. it's a really thought-provoking piece my lord. very deconstructionist. i'm sure that even a traveller a thousand years from now could take one look at it and instantly recognise it must have come from an artistically enlightened culture

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

im a protected species you fucking asshole

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight