Dating

Died at age: 23

Height: 6'6”/ 201 cm

Sinner type: Eel, electric

Employee type: Soul contracted

Contract holder: Vox

Position: bottom (Val you can't write that in his file) Personal assistant

Gender: intersexed male, He/Him

Sexuality: bisexual, biromantic (not that he gets any - Vox)

Cause of death: murder - drowning

Powers: mild electrokinesis

Resistances: electricity.

Weakness: Needs glasses, clumsy, weak willed

Skills: Organized, Excellent Marksman, Technologically Inclined,

Notable Characteristics: Webbed hands and feet, Claws, Bioluminescent spots, Gills (sides), Scarring around neck (From death)

Personality: Hard Working, Dependable, Meek, Sassy, Smart, Adapts Well, Submissive and Breedable (Val Stop it - Vox)

Likes: (who cares - Val) Coffee, Tea, reading, singing, theater, photography, videography, cooking, work. Being good at his job (who said you were good at your job - Vox)

Dislikes: all corporately mandated dislikes, being on loan to other departments, mistakes in paperwork.

Employee performance rating: Acceptable.

Living History:

Was born in 1969. Raised in small towns across Georgia, USA by his parents, with three siblings. Came from a working class family. Left home at 17 for LA to work in film. To a job as a production assistant with [redacted] studio. Worked various jobs on film crews with [redacted] studios, and worked as a photographer.

Despite best efforts struggled to make a name for himself. At 21, took a producers assistant job for [redacted producer]. Better pay, however made Ethan an accomplice to [redacted producer]'s crimes, including: embezzlement of [redacted] studio funds, drug use and purchase, assault, assault with a deadly weapon, driving under the influence, tax fraud, theft, and other misdemeanors. No crimes were reported by Ethan.

Ethan's death was result of drowning, via murder. [Redacted producer] drowned Ethan in his Eel tank. Both were under the influence at the time.

Died in 1992.

Death History:

Upon arrival in hell Ethan had little power, much like in life. Brought to Voxtek for recruitment by Travis. Has personal contract with Vox due to previous life experiences and attention to detail. Unable to be offered sex for employment advances due to contract.

Personal Details: (NSFW/Genitals HC's below)

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Peter Mandelson, a politician who has unusually been forced to resign from the Cabinet twice, and who was the known close friend and associate of the convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein was appointed Ambassador to the USA by Keir Starmer BEFORE being security vetted for the post.

In 1998 Mandelson took a £373,000 personal loan from fellow minister Geoffrey Robinson to buy a house. He did not declare the loan to the Permanent Secretary or to the Cabinet Office. This created a conflict of interest because Robinson was under investigation by Mandelson’s own department at the time. He was forced to resign.

Mandelson was later appointed Northern Island Secretary, during which time he became embroiled in a second scandal. He was accused of helping the Hinduja brothers obtain UK passports while they were donors to the Millennium Dome project. Again, he was forced to resign.

This core Blairite politician - known as a “Blairite Baron” - was made Business Secretary by Gordon Brown, (former Chancellor of the Blair government) and later elevated to the House of Lords.

Mandelson is mentioned in the Epstein files several times, including photographs, and his social contact with Epstein was public knowledge years before his 2024 appointment as ambassador. Known as The Prince of Darkness” or “The Dark Lord”, it beggars belief that Starmer appointed him to the post of ambassador before having him vetted.

Teachers, social workers, childminders/childcare workers, foster carers, doctors, nurses, healthcare workers and jobs in schools and children’s homes ALL require the job applicants to undergo a Disclosure and Barring Service (DBS) check BEFORE they can begin work. It is illegal to start work before you have passed the DBS check.

Despite Mandelson’s past behaviour in breaking the Ministerial Code of Ethics and despite his known association with a convicted paedophile, Keir Starmer saw fit to appoint him as UK ambassador to the USA before having him checked as a security risk.

The legal and British constitutional framework has ambassadors appointed under the Royal Prerogative, exercised by the Prime Minister and the Foreign Secretary. They CANNOT take up post unless they pass national security vetting. Although a person can be appointed ambassador before being Developed Vetting (DV) has taken place, they CANNOT take up post or have access to classified material. This was not the case with Peter Mandelson. This is unusual because DV failures for ambassadorial roles are rare and normally block the appointment.

MI5 conducts the core vetting, and the Cabinet Office Security Vetting issues the formal pass/fail notice. The Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Office Permanent Secretary can review or challenge the vetting decision, and the Foreign Secretary can override in exceptional circumstances. The Prime Minister must be informed of any override for an ambassadorial post.

The rules clearly state that if an ambassadorial candidate fails security vetting, then the Foreign Secretary must be informed and he/she in turn must inform the Prime Minister. According to Downing Street, the Foreign Secretary (David Lammy) was not fully briefed or was given a sanitised version of the vetting results, while the Prime Minister was kept out of the loop entirely. Why?

Given that Peter Mandelson’s appointment was confirmed prior to the completion of security vetting, one might ask whether the Prime Minister was intent on placing his selected candidate in the Washington role regardless of the results of outstanding security checks.

As Fraser Nelson said on the Today programme:

“If a Prime Minister wants information they (civil servants) give him information. If they think the unofficial word is he doesn’t want to know then they will find a way of not telling him. I suspect that’s what happened here. Ollie Robinson (top civil servant in the Foreign Office) knew Mandelson had been announced. He also knew he would be creating a problem if he said no he cant become ambassador because of vetting. So he did what he believed to be his remit. And that’s come from the top” (BBC: 17/04/26.

Buddy & Monkey: Double The Trouble Masterlist

pairings: leah williamson x chaos fc reader!monkey x separate reader!buddy

summary: a cross over that nobody asked for but i made it happen where chaos fc reader!monkey & separate reader!buddy are 2 unbiological sisters. A dynamic pair when led astray love to cause trouble together!

found family

how it came to be.

a lot of reserved feelings

monkey has a lot of reserved feelings

oh baby!

the day of the gender reveal

nothing but a burden

monkey has a bad day at school with bullies, leah and jordan are both equally furious when they find out. jordan comes up with an idea that ends up being absolute carnage

favourite little buddy

the day buddy was born and monkey met her favourite little buddy for the very first time

new adjustments

life adjusting to a newborn baby and troublemaker teenager in one household is a sure recipe for disaster, right?

first christmas Ⅰ

christmas is a choatic time of the year and monkey has decided she has a vendetta against santa.

first christmas Ⅱ

monkey and buddy spend christmas day with the whole family.

lessons in loyalty

monkey has a fresh start at college, nervous but excited to make new friends and finally feel like she fits in. But not everyone is as genuine as they seem, and she soon discovers that friendship can be complicated... and sometimes painful.

blue for a while

monkey's loan spell in the 2022/23 season.

it was the unicorn's fault!

monkey's first england tournament and she's causing chaos.

you're just like them!

monkey is unhappy to spend the night round jordan's for the first time since the transfer to aston villa and she makes her feelings known.

the bubbles are pink, jackass!

buddy learns a new word from monkey and can't stop repeating it, meanwhile leah's almost have a breakdown over it.

buddy's first words

the day buddy said her first words and it's not a word that she should be repeated

the farmyard adventures

the swear jar mishap backfires on leah and it ends in a trip to the farm

no more money for monkey

there's a reason monkey isn't allowed money

we brought a puppy home

monkey brings a puppy home and its' not completely smooth-sailing

whoa, we're going to ibiza I

monkey goes on holiday to ibiza and she's not exactly happy about it

whoa, we're going to be ibiza II

emotions are high on holiday and monkey's finds herself struggling to open to jordan

the haunting of nightmares from the past

the anniversary of monkey's dad's death causes a lot of bad memories of the past to resurface.

flu season

monkey's sick with the flu and she refuses to admit it, putting her own life in jepordy.

stranger danger

monkey unintentionally put's buddy's life in jeapordy when she asks a fan to hold her without any realisation of what she is doing wrong

howdy, america!

preseason has kicked off in america and it's chaos all round!

she was a skater girl

monkey's menace behaviour ends with drastic consequences in the form of an injury

home run

baseball game chaos and monkey's up to her usual tricks throughout

sunflowers & strawberry kisses

buddy and monkey spend the day with lia, kim and stina while leah is having a bad day with an endo flare-up

little lioness

buddy get's to be leah's mascot for the game against the usa.

new girlfriend drama

leah finally introduces her new girlfriend, elle, to buddy and monkey

buddy the rat has a nice ring to it

halloween has a different style this year as buddy's determined to go as a rat of all things after monkey puts the idea in her head.

pumpkin patch adventures

buddy and monkey take a trip to pick out pumpkins

star of the nativity show

buddy lands the role as an angel in her nativity performance

dino's are fancy!

new year eve celebrations are in full swing, however, buddy is set on wearing a dinosaur costume to the party, so leah has to compromise somwhere along the line...

new year, new chaos

it's a brand new year and with it, there's a lot more chaos around the corner.

derby day

london derby against chelsea and buddy isn't too happy about the score.

valentines day hijack

valetine's day plans fall through when buddy ends up crashing leah and elle's romantic valentine's day date night, not that she minds too much about it

mother's day

mother's day can never a relaxing day, especially when buddy and monkey are around.

fishy go buh-bye!

our favourite little one, buddy turned 4-years-old and all she wanted for her birthday was a goldfish—until monkey helped feed him a little too much.

emotional support goat

monkey gets her inheritence money, and buys an emotional support goat.

just a bad period

monkey's bad period turns out to be labour.

baby gooner

buddy isn’t quite sold on the idea of rugrat yet, and she certainly doesn’t like her stealing the attention.

we are the champions!

arsenal win the champions league final which is the best birthday present that monkey could wish for.

nothing beats a jet2holiday

buddy and monkey head to crete with jordan and erin for a holiday and it's chaos from the minute it begins!

holding on through extra time

it's the qauter-final england game against sweden and emotions are running high as the game progresses.

everything i wanted

monkey feels invisible in the chaos of her home life now, and leah is oblivious to see it until she learns the truth the hard way.

i'm just a kid

monkey explores new york with leah and elle, and has her usual chaotic fun while doing it.

pumpkins and pouty faces

buddy doesn't want to celebrate halloween this year and after a phone call, it all starts to make sense why not.

london calling

all wants buddy to do is jump in puddles and monkey promises to do that with her... until she has to break her promise again

instagram

leah's post

monkey's photo dump

monkey's debut

blurbs

🏆 euros final

🍽️ newfound fussy eater

🧁 baking in the williamson household

🏖️ sun, sea and sandcastles

👩🏼‍👧🏼‍👧🏻 when did she grow up so much?

💗 quality time with auntie kei

👟 training days

🐊 trip to the zoo

aesthetic mood baords

🧸 buddy coded

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