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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

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unclefather

birdsareblooming

snow-white-shadow

paulinekael

scooby’s an ARIES

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relelvance

Smoking the shit that makes people get high

normal-horoscopes

He lost his wife too didn't he? Good

Alex Jones? His wife divorced him a while back. He claims he can't remember what he said that caused his wife to leave him because "he ate a big bowl of chilli"

normal-horoscopes

I'm not joking.

paxamericana

halleywars

Best sticker

goneturkdad-deactivated20191130

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

crabwalker

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

goneturkdad-deactivated20191130

@crabwalker Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

plank-boi

That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.

gorps

Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?

powerburial

sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there

It’s ALWAYS a porn blog.

rubykgrant

Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI

naomster

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise

randomslasher

Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj

damnerd

Stuart Little came out in 1999

boggblog

I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho

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onceiwashere

No woman will ever want to fuck you

dude i’m a world of warcraft blog. you think this is news?

thyrell

kyokaryuji

Bold of anon to assume that OP wants a woman to fuck them

onceiwashere

i do

kaijuno

I take you on a tour of my house but every room looks like this

kaijuno

Good work everyone but especially you two

homofied

Man, that little scrolly wheel to pick your year of birth getting kinda far

door-maker-gal

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

solidsnakesasscheeks

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

memewhore

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In light of the CW Powerpuff girls script getting, Im sharing this 100% I shit you not unedited clip of CW’s Legends of Tomorrow

And if you doubt its real

https://arrow.fandom.com/wiki/Barack_Obama

curioscurio

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE

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