oh mer.

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

the thing about having a team who sucks at baseball is that one or two good games will have you saying shit like “Keep this up and we’ll win the World Series” and some part of you will genuinely believe it

good afternoon. death to private education

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

*bursts through the door in absolute horror* they've cast a young hot Poirot

"they kept him in a dark place like a cheese" is such a good sentence youd think it came from a shitpost. WRONG A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

they should invent a sleep schedule. any at all

0-0 score in the world cup final for 86 entire minutes this sport is so unserious I'm sorry. y'all really watch this shit?

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare