Talk to me about the time loop.

look upon my sons and despair

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

do you guys think that when Stratt was going through the vlogs she got to the “so I met an alien” part and was like ‘shit he went crazy’ only to see Rocky roll on screen like 3 videos later

sometimes when a real horny post thats typed like this crosses my dash mommy stares at it in confusion trying to figure out what the joke is but there is no joke. some people really jack off to this

Being an artist in a depression-induced art block means you can make yourself your own dead wife

Dead wife montage but it's just various clips of a younger version of yourself doomscrolling on Wikipedia after getting extremely side-tracked and editing out all the unnecessary instances of "just" and "like" and "almost" in the final draft

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil