Talk to me about the time loop.

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

-playstation successor named plastation 2 -xbox comes out as a competitor to ps2 -ps2 successor naturally named playstation 3 -not wanting to look like they're a step behind, xbox names its successor xbox 360 -stuck in a nominative dead end, each successive xbox iteration becomes more and more confusing until it dies

looking back through old nintendo directs and i don't think anything is ever going to match the unintentional hilarity of nintendo delaying the uk broadcast that one time because they had the incredibly unfortunate coincidence of revealing the title "tears of the kingdom" right after queen elizabeth died. can you imagine what sort of meetings they had to have about that one.

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair