Talk to me about the time loop.

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

If I had immortality I would piss off big dogs and make them attack and kill me so they have to be put down by law and then I'd get up and be fine and do it again. But what if I encountered an immortal dog and we became locked in endless war...? Need to think this through

just had a disconcerting thought

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

devastating: most misogynistic comic book writer you know accidentally made a really compelling female character