we out here, vibing n shit

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

i have not addressed this before, but i feel it necessary to finally speak my truth: i hate all of you for constantly subjecting me to pictures of Robert Downey Jr., even as a "joke"

this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down

Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind

going to therapy is so humiliating. gotta explain symptoms like I know how this sounds and I know what you’re gonna say. and the therapist is like it sounds like you’re having symptoms

it's always the fucking symptoms

ok hanging out on reddit is actually a great idea. someone said they didnt like henry cavill as geralt because witchers move "10x faster than a human", but cavill only moves at human speeds, and someone replied they were "fascinated by what actor they would suggest instead" given the limitation that all actors are human.

"maybe OP knows the secret to making witchers in real life but no one's listening" bro 😭

Among us babies are adopted by one direction

One direction have just launched Among us babies imto the sun for charity

Among us babies are adopted by the sun

posting a screenshot of a post in your drafts is different than posting it naked. it adds a layer of protection. you would understand this if you were a highly skilled blogger

my boyfriend’s ass must be a german ambulance cuz he got that wagen and it makes me start kranken

oh mein gott i vant him so bad

something I don't think people appreciate enough about Reddit is the sheer dedication tens of thousands of people can have to a good joke

L + ratio + you fell off + kill yourself + you thought you ate + stay mad + seethe + cope + youre a freak + you're white + don't care + didn't ask + get real + reported + cancelled + done for + slight_smile + lol + irrelevant + don't care even more + final ratio