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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Love Begins
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Origami Around
Claire Keane
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roma★
sheepfilms
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Peter Solarz
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trying on a metaphor
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@kamelnikov
The only rules of Uno are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are.
Grad school shared housing rules were “winner gets to add a rule to the next round” and honestly things got violent.
I think something is wrong with me because one night we mixed Uno with Spoons. There was blood.
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Now that loony toons skit makes sense, the one with Ralph.
if you could have one long-time otp wildly go canon before your disbelieving eyes (er, regardless of quality of said canon, i guess), which would you pick???
Black Knight (Jaune x Blake) - RWBY
So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.
Stay woke
Is this true?
Not only is it true, it gets worse. The Susan G Komen For The Cure Foundation has actually successfully sued “competing” charities, because (paraphrasing) their “message or branding was infringing.”
You read that correctly: they took money that people had donated to cure cancer, and hired attorneys with it, to sue ANOTHER group of people trying to find a cure for cancer, who, in turn, had to us their donated money to hire their own legal counsel to defend themselves.
Yeah signal boost because not enough people know about this and seriously FUCK SUSAN G. KOMEN THEY ARE THE ACTUAL WORST
Some links…
http://thinkbeforeyoupink.org/
http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/for-the-cure/
http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/132728/susan_g_komen_foundation_has
(reblogged in honor of my mother, who died of breast cancer, 11/13/97)
Reblog every time I see it. Roughly once a month.
Also please never forget the pink fracking drill bit
that’s right fracking you know, a process using chemicals known to cause cancer that leech into the water supply
http://www.triplepundit.com/2014/10/baker-hughes-fights-breast-cancer-pink-fracking-drill-bits/
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/pink-drill-bits-bring-complaints-komen-tie-fracking-n223166
It’s that time of year again, please remember Komen is the actual worst
Komen For The Cure is pretty much awful.
My mother died in 1996 from breast cancer. Most cancer charities are scams, in that people throw fancy parties and get rich off them and very little money goes into research or support for patients. Here are some vetted cancer charities that get good scores on Charity Navigator and pay medical expenses or fund research:
Breast Cancer Research Foundation
Cancer Research Institute
Dana-Farber Cancer Institute
63 four star rated cancer charities on charity navigator
Signal boosting this
Reblogging from myself because it’s October now
i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris
[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]
noone in this house appreciates anything i do
Its horrifying, but I also can't help but respect the work
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random sentence starters: the third
change around as you see fit!
“ i want to be like you. “
“ that is … literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “
“ what’s the plan here ? “
“ please just … come home. “
“ all i’m saying is that jurassic park could happen ! “
“ jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ? “
“ i’m a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up. “
“ you’re so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to go— “
“ hey , uh , what do you got there ? “
“ we’re not friends. “
“ so , do you come here often or … ? “
“ slow down , i just want to get to know you … “
“ i’m angry at you ! i’m upset ! and you … you don’t even care ! “
“ will you promise to marry me in the future ? “
“ what are your thoughts on having kids ? “
“ oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad moment— stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didn’t have to do us like that ! “
“ you’re my best friend. i’ll always have your back. “
“ … do you want to do something stupid with me ? “
“ you don’t have to be jealous , you know~ “
“ sing me a song. “
“ did you do this ? “
“ for once can you please be honest with me ? “
“ lets run away together. anywhere. i’m tired of this life. “
“ are you binge watching that show on netflix again ? “
“ how much britney spears i’ve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business ! “
“ god … i can’t look away , it’s like my eyes are drawn to it. “
“ why are you leaving ? “
“ admit it … i drive you wild. “
“ you’re so infuriating. “
“ i hate this town. “
“ i’m one call away , okay ? just one call. “
“ you want me so bad , don’t you ? “
“ i’ll just live in the forest as a goblin. “
“ you don’t know what i’m capable of. “
“ you want a tattoo of what now ? “
“ i can’t believe i’m confessing this but … i really really like you. “
“ look me in the eye when you’re breaking my heart ! you don’t get to look away , dammit ! “
“ i can’t believe we’ve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing. “
“ hey , hey , hey … guess what ? “
“ you are my platonic soulmate. “
“ someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals. “
“ the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. that’s anime logic , at least. “
“ i can’t believe i fell in love … like an idiot. “
“ i’ve never fallen in love before … what’s it like ? “
“ hello ? 911 ? i’d like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells …. “
“ wow , look who remembered my existence. “
“ you want to hear a story ? oh uh … well … uh … l — let me tell you all about how this boy’s life got flipped turned upside down— “
“ … not many people really talk to me … “
“ tell me all about you. anything. everything. “
a video compilation of me attempting to do anything
I have tears literally everywhere I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their hands
I’ve made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China’s mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.
For reference, here’s what my local mountains look like:
Here’s the general art style Chinese mountains are drawn in:
And here’s how some of them actually look:
What the FUCK
I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.
Limestone I believe.
Quartz sandstone actually. Limestone is a good guess because it’s very easy to erode, even the wiki article notes most people guess limestone first, but nope! Just a lot of time, and mechanical weathering from ice and plant roots.
Ooh, hey, I know a related thing! We have similar formations in Colorado, and they’re eroded sandstone. What happened was that some sandy areas had heavy rocks/boulders sitting on top & the weight compressed the sand beneath it into stone hard enough to withstand the erosion of the (in this case) Colorado River over the years. This is a picture of Bryce Canyon, with a bunch of those monoliths/columns.
And here’s some at the Colorado National Monument.
Rocks wear hats to protect them from the weather and humans think it looks very cool.
It seems like hoodoos are sort of the opposite of these formations in China though? Those form in very wet conditions, and hoodoos form in dry, hot areas.
More mountains in China (these ones are limestone/karst and are in the southeast):
And these ones are in central China near Song Shan. I don’t know anything about the geology, but they look like the earth was stacked like pancakes and then turned in its side. They’re fantastic!
Another example of the thing shown above (rock columns left due to particular erosion patterns) is the Putangirua Pinnacles in New Zealand
Which as a fun fact was the setting for the Paths of the Dead in Return of the King. Here is a little summary about them
What about the wall with dino tracks going up it?
I’m crying like a baby
This is wholesome and I love it
Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.
Condoms. I am the safe sex dragon
Mirrors! I’m either a very vain dragon, a very fabulous dragon, or both.
A pile of coppers and small change. I’m a dragon who likes to show off their wealth in the most elaborate and redundant way possible. Or it’s a fashion choice and matches my scales. Or both.
knitting! I can haz jumpers?
We now have the four main villains of a really weird and slightly undramatic D&D campaign. I can just imagine the faces of the bored and annoyed adventurers walking away with their new hordes…
angle-poise lamps… it will be a very well lit cavern
I am LADY OF THE MT DEW’S! ALL YOUR CAFFEINE WILL BE MINE, F̸̸̢̖̟̮̫͇̲̯͚̗͒͞ͅͅO̧̡̯͔̝͕͓̠̳̞͚̦̝͘͏̴R̭ͦ̄͆҉҉́E̸̢̨̎́͜͜V̷̨͔̤͚͔̹̜̗̼̞͉̤͍̒ͬͮͮ̂̂̌͛͌̍̆̕͟҉̶̴̡̛̀͟͢Ę͚̻͖͓̏͒̕͢͢͞͡ͅR̨̳̭͙̼̻͕̞ͭ͐ͨ͒̾͟͟͞͏̷̛̛́͟͠
…..cats.
Welp.
Keys.
Bags. No, not normal bags, i mean like, plastic bags
photographs of my baby cousin
my brother??
A pillow
A bag of dice
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A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"
Would you?
I'll chug the magic juice. Either I get powers or I die. Its a win-win.
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omg….
OMFG
@riverwriter
BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST
“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks
this post is a wild ride from start to finish
I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!
😂😂😂
Cold tea
Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk
Cold coffee
I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???
Yeah actually putting ice in things is another American obsession
Also ketchup
@qackydontus suffer in British
Thank God I’m American
omfg I see why Brits suffer so much man.
Bubble tea, the best tea, was created in Taiwan and it’s COLD tea 😌
(oh and btw it was Japan who created cold brew tea sometime before the 1600s. Meanwhile iced tea was apparently made in 1904 America. So the Japanese have been drinking cold tea before any of us!)
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
got any cursed facts about falcons?? 🥺👉👈
compared to hawks, falcons have shorter and weaker talons and shorter beaks! this, combined with a lighter overall build, means that falconkind is really badly unsuited to do the hawk/eagle/owl thing where they just plunge out of the sky and stab a rabbit to death with their feet.
so what they do instead is fly really high in the air, keeping an eye out for unwary birds they could get the drop on, and then they DROP. and as they drop, they curl their talon into a fist, which they use to strike their unwary prey at speeds well in excess of a hundred miles per hour. (this either stuns or outright kills the unlucky target)
and this method works so well that they can even take down birds much larger than themselves, like ducks!
so basically,
FALCON
PUNCH
now why don’t we give that a slo-mo action replay?
GET WRECKED.
The Falcon Punch makes so much sense now!
Shit you won't see on the news.
That mullet just radiates power.
My man's rocking a mullet with an American flag shaved into the side and packing a FAL.
That dudes FUCKS.
Did anyone else notice that his shirt is covered in cocktails? Party in the back indeed!
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pals is the nonbinary equivalent of guys and gals
I personally like to call my friends chuckle fucks.
Egg eagle
… Frosty Bronco
Ramen Bear
Chilli dog cardinal. Sweet.
Burger knight
Dorito polar bear
French fry centurion
that moment when you have no high school mascot😔
Grape tornado.
Cereal Raider
That sounds fun
im english, but we kinda had one
so im Chocolate Bar Acorn
bloody; fruit juice falcon
I SHIT YOU NOT
COFFEE DEVIL
I DOUBLE SHIT YOU NOT
CHOCOLATE DEVIL
HEY WE BOTH HAVE DEVILS AS OUR SCHOOL MASCOTS THATS COOL HIGH FIVE
Waffle panther
toblerone hornet
Potato haybaler
Burger Pirate
Hot Dog Trojan
Chicken Maroon
Canned Spaghetti Maurader
Cashews Inapplicable
Passionfruit Gelati Pallas Athene
Orange juice Franciscan friar
Snickers Spartan.
Cinnatwist Obvious Fucking Security Question
Nacho Bulldog
