pissy blog im keeping for nostalgia

everyone always asks "where did you get that information" and "why are you covered in blood" but nobody ever asks how was the time loop was the time loop fun it looked fun

bitches will be like “i love my blorbos they mean so much to me 🥺 🥺 🥺” and then draw them in complete and utter anguish having the worst time of their lives.

Its the zombie apocalypse, but you are bitten on the first day. You find a liquor store to drink until you die. Only you don’t die you wake up still drunk but alive. As you sober up you feel your self turning. So you drink and feel better. Now you know as long as your drunk you won’t turn.

You have the power to make anything true just by saying it. You are very careful with what you say. However, the world is still in chaos because you tend to talk when you sleep.

“LMAOOO I’M DEAD,” “wait-“