always find new & creative ways to fuck things up

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

im majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university

I feed my white son clear broth

shoutout to the kids getting tony hawks pro skater 5 for christmas

find your fantatsy here! my breasts will swell and grow in minutes to have you cum mmmmmmmmmm mmm it is for all to enjoy! rftmingesshoutout to the kids getting tony hawks pro skater 5 for christmas ahoy campers! it is time for the rhino round up! the wi

it is time for the rhino round up

guy who continues on regardless: I simply cannot do this anymore

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)