Whatever Comes to Mind

Carrie is a great reminder of how it is morally correct for fat teenage girls to get to kill whoever they want

Why the fuck are dads just like *grunts* *sniffs* *sigh* *cough* *sniff* *grunts* like sir can I help you

How could I forget the classic Most Frightening God Damn Sneeze You've Heard In Your Life

Imagine washing up on Dinotopia and getting a talk saying "unfortunately, you can't escape this island! You'll never go home or see your loved ones ever again" & then while you're crying they say "I'm sorry, you'll just have to live on the island of dinosaur communism for the rest of your life" and you look up through your bleary eyes and go. Wait what

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

Yes and I would also like to gently float in general.

this is the most positive addition that has ever been made on my post

World Heritage Post

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday