Kalimaru Quin

Dracula book: an evil count who only sees the world as a resource to be drained for his own pleasure is stopped by the group of people who deeply care for each other

Dracula in media: a tragic romantic hero, main love interest of one of the protagonists who must be liberated from her dull little life

Frankenstein book: any human has capacity for evil when completely abandoned and shunned by the world and the people who brought him into it

Frankenstein in media: don't play God because it's against nature's laws

Jekyll and Hyde book: repression and only caring about external appearances can cause your worst impulses to indulge themselves in dangerous ways if ignored for too long

every friend he's ever had barring maybe like 4 have tried to kill him at least once

eats raw tomatoes like they are apples

once got his cake stolen and when he tried to get it back every single person he knew inexplicably tried to beat the shit out of him over it

is implied to be the living manifestation of love

bad at singing. really really bad at singing

has worked food service during a lunch rush

ran over a deer with an 18-wheeler once

went out of his way to find and kill god specifically so that the next time it incarnated it would be able to enjoy afternoon naps

frequently causes his own problems to a very amusing extent

is like 12ish

taught a baby bird how to fly once

is the world's unluckiest fisherman

might be a cosmic keystone of slapstick comedy

can clone himself at will and uses this purely to make backup dancers for the victory dance he does at the end of stages

slept so soundly he didn't notice his house getting carried into the sky by a giant beanstalk that grew next to it

there is a cloud that really hates him but because he is not particularly important or threatening kirby does not take him seriously

has been forced to kill people twice and those two people never came back ever again

one of his best games happens because he fell down a hole once

one of his best games happens because he ate a tomato made of yarn once

his strongest ability is not the giant sword, or the magic wand, or even the hammer. it is (of all things) pro-wrestling grappling skills

yeah i’m gonna have to disagree. if you’re not from here and you don’t have family here, do not come here. don’t come to the united states. they are gearing up to deport people from foreign countries to Guantanamo Bay without even notifying their home government. as in like… citizens of the United Kingdom.

the post means what it means. it doesn’t mean come to the largest city in the country with a police force that is extremely, extremely violent and as well equipped as most normal countries militaries or come to a state with a coastline. that is, in fact, probably the riskiest thing you could possibly do.

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