Homoerotic Alien Memecore

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

the second radish is 29 feet away

World Heritage Post

Ass fat because I been eating people. I’ve been cutting up and eating people

I don't understand husbands who dgaf abt their wife's interests. you should be getting hard every time she nerds out, no exceptions

Please, call me Frankenstein. Frankenstein was my father, but stealing his name and overriding his presence in the dominant cultural consciousness has been really, really satisfying

seeing someone rb to the wrong blog has an upskirt-like feel

"Idiots," I say, referring to the characters I have spent hundreds of my real life hours contemplating.

@fuck-detector yo, are these fucks?

i'd like to see you fucks try

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars