gods have mercy upon my soul

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

Like Gastornis was thought to be a carnivore for decades and then carbon isotopes were like, "nah this thing was basically a giant goose honk honk".

Art by Ja Chirinos

Oviraptor was thought to be an egg eater, then much ink was spilled about whether it ate mollusks, and now it's thought to be an omnivore, but mostly a fruit/seed eater like a parrot.

Somehow this Adobe Stock image is the only art of an Oviraptor eating plants I can find. How is that?

And even birds with some teeth are getting in on these dietary mysteries.

Longipteryx was first thought to be a kingfisher-like hunter of aquatic prey, but it has since been found with seed contents in its guts, making it another surprise frugivore.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

And like, relatively nothing happened thankfully, the ambulance driver ended up in hospital but should be fine and the guy will probably (hopefully) resign from his government position

This is the UIC brake description string, which explains in a code of letters and symbols what kind of brakes a railroad car has. The R in the diamond indicates that it has a special express brake; the D in the circle says disc brakes; the ep in the square with the smile underneath indicates that it has electro-pneumatic brake control via the 13- or 18 pin cable in accordance with UIC 558 (standard for Deutsche Bahn coaches, which appear a lot in Europe as DB keeps selling them off). The letters in between then indicate some more specifics. And those are off.

What would make sense is KE-GPR-Mg, with dashes, more letters and a slightly different order. That would be a brake type Knorr "Einheit" (universal), KE, with settings for Goods (G), Passenger (P) and Rapid (R) modes, with Mg for Magnetic track brake. Standard intercity car for 200 km/h.

MPREg lacks the dashes and otherwise doesn't make sense. Maybe as M-PR-Eg? That would be a soviet brake type Matrossow, unlikely for a car that also has UIC 558 DB and the extra-rapid R in a diamond. PR would mean it only has Passenger and Rapid modes, which is realistic. But then what is Eg? That would be an additional brake, like a magnetic track brake (which would be Mg). E is an electric brake, found on EMUs and the like, but Eg just means nothing.