Tullius, Ulfric, and their purple baby.
This is just basically:what if Lore Olympus was good?
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Tullius, Ulfric, and their purple baby.
This is just basically:what if Lore Olympus was good?
@mikubinderdrawsfanfiction oh look, Tulip’s, Ulfric’s and Sera’s old family portrait ^^

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*busts into the General’s room*
Marcus! I’m sorry for such an intrusion, but there is something I-
*sees the state the General is in, freezes in place*
By the gods, what happened to you?!
*gets closer*
Wait… it was him, wasn’t it?
Huh? You mean the green bastard? Yeah.. yeah, it was him. I'm fine, I promise. It's just a.. wound.
What do you have to tell me?
Um, so… there’s this thing that happened to me recently… I myself don’t know what I’m supposed to think of it, but… it’s about Sera.
Is Ulfric in Solitude? Because I want him to know what I’m about to tell you as well; I’ve been asked to inform both of you, you see…
I was told Ulfric left. Something about reinforcements, and planning a greater move. I don't know what he's doing, but.. we'll need all the firepower we can get, won't we?
..did you say 'Sera'?
Oh dear… alright, then I suppose I’ll tell you first and then we can inform him both when he gets back…
So… before I’ll start explaining I wholeheartedly swear that I haven’t gone mad, nor am I under the effects of any kind of intoxicating substance.
You see, after the incident that happened the last time I was here; y’know, when I spoke to that green bastard for the first time, I found myself thinking about what sort of horrifying situation we just found ourselves in. I found myself thinking about… who that green bastard was and just how much power he’s possessing in this world, and I admit I found myself rather helpless, as I’ve tried to think of anything that would stop him, but… uhm, nevermind that, I’ll elaborate on this when Ulfric will be here as well. I’ll get to the point.
Yesterday, I’ve heard a voice inside my head; y’know, like that green bastard talks to us in our heads? But it wasn’t that hellspawn’s voice, no… it was Sera’s. She told me herself it was her… she somehow managed to contact me like that. Of course, I asked her if it was really her, where she is… and what I can do for her. What she told me was… well, comforting, but some things also left me confused.
She told me that she is alive - apparently, Sheogorath wasn’t keen on letting her die. She asked me to tell you and Ulfric that she is alive…she said that she would come to you herself, but that if she set foot into Solitude, the green bastard would level the place…
(*takes a deep breath, sighs*)
She… also told me she saw what that sadistic prick did to you and Ulfric. She saw the torment you had to endure and… well, she sounded like the sight pained her, to say the least.
As for my question about her whereabouts, she told me she is somewhere Grinch McSadist couldn’t reach her… she didn’t tell me where that is, of course, but… I have faith in her and I was glad to hear that she’s alive…
But, there was something else she has told me - something that made me lose sleep last night; not because it was anything disturbing, but because it left me… deeply confused.
Sera told me that… if her guess is right, then as long as I’m in Solitude, the green bastard shouldn’t do anything; and by that, she probably meant wiping Solitude off the map and… similar stuff. If her conclussion is correct, then I’m not sure what to think… how can my presence deter him from destroying Solitude again? I’m not anyone special… well, I’m not from this world, that’s true, but… in terms of my identity and my general abilities, I’m a nobody… I trust Sera, but… just what is the sense behind all this?
(*sighs again*)
Anyway, as much as this all confuses me… if my presence is what protects this city from being destroyed, then so be it. I’m not going anywhere. I’ll be here as long as it’ll be necessary. As long as that demon remains a threat… there is nothing that would make me leave.
..what?
I.. I don't.. I saw her die, I..
I know you wouldn't lie to me, but.. it.. I..
If Sera really is alive, really is here, then.. would she speak now? Inside your head? Would that be.. possible?
Or could she speak inside my head..
Oh, uhm.. hello! Hello? Dad? Dad, can you hear me??
..I don't know what to make of all this. I'm more confused about him avoiding Solitude. You're certainly not a nobody, but I can't think of anything specific that would make him avoid you..
Dad? Marcus!! Damn it.. there must be a block in somewhere. Damn it, he's smarter than he looks..
..whatever that trait is, I'm glad for it. I haven't heard him since the incident, so.. we should be fine for now. I think he's waiting for me to recover before his next swing.
…I’ve just heard her voice, Marcus. She’s trying to speak to you, but… clearly you cannot hear her; must be that bastard’s doing…
Um… Sera, I can hear you! Whatever you want to say to your dad, I can say it for you!
..what..
You can!! Great! Uh.. you might wanna get some parchment, this might be a lot.
(Marcus glanced nervously around the room, searching for his daughter as if he were convinced of her living.)
Okay.. uhm..
Dad. I don't know how this happened. I don't know what to do, but.. I'll save us. I'll save all of us. I know what he wants from me, but.. I won't give it to him. I promise. He won't have me. I'll come home. I promise. Don't give up on me, I'll find a way out of here. I just.. I'm safe. I'm out of his reach for now.
I'll be the fire that rids us of this bastard. I'll burn him to cinders.
Uhh.. ok hold on a second!
(*pulls out a piece of parchment, ink and a quil, walks over to the General’s bedside table and writes down everything Sera just said*)
Here… this is what Sera just said… (*hands the parchment to the General*)
(He took the letter and read over it for a few moments. And read it again. And again.)
I.. I want to believe it. I..
(Marcus's voice choked itself, the tears in his eyes desperately held back from falling.)
..this.. it has to be..
..is it really her?
(*smiles, eyes filled with hope*)
Yes, Marcus. It is her. It’s Sera…
(*gently hugs him, making sure not to cause him pain in the process*)
*busts into the General’s room*
Marcus! I’m sorry for such an intrusion, but there is something I-
*sees the state the General is in, freezes in place*
By the gods, what happened to you?!
*gets closer*
Wait… it was him, wasn’t it?
Huh? You mean the green bastard? Yeah.. yeah, it was him. I'm fine, I promise. It's just a.. wound.
What do you have to tell me?
Um, so… there’s this thing that happened to me recently… I myself don’t know what I’m supposed to think of it, but… it’s about Sera.
Is Ulfric in Solitude? Because I want him to know what I’m about to tell you as well; I’ve been asked to inform both of you, you see…
I was told Ulfric left. Something about reinforcements, and planning a greater move. I don't know what he's doing, but.. we'll need all the firepower we can get, won't we?
..did you say 'Sera'?
Oh dear… alright, then I suppose I’ll tell you first and then we can inform him both when he gets back…
So… before I’ll start explaining I wholeheartedly swear that I haven’t gone mad, nor am I under the effects of any kind of intoxicating substance.
You see, after the incident that happened the last time I was here; y’know, when I spoke to that green bastard for the first time, I found myself thinking about what sort of horrifying situation we just found ourselves in. I found myself thinking about… who that green bastard was and just how much power he’s possessing in this world, and I admit I found myself rather helpless, as I’ve tried to think of anything that would stop him, but… uhm, nevermind that, I’ll elaborate on this when Ulfric will be here as well. I’ll get to the point.
Yesterday, I’ve heard a voice inside my head; y’know, like that green bastard talks to us in our heads? But it wasn’t that hellspawn’s voice, no… it was Sera’s. She told me herself it was her… she somehow managed to contact me like that. Of course, I asked her if it was really her, where she is… and what I can do for her. What she told me was… well, comforting, but some things also left me confused.
She told me that she is alive - apparently, Sheogorath wasn’t keen on letting her die. She asked me to tell you and Ulfric that she is alive…she said that she would come to you herself, but that if she set foot into Solitude, the green bastard would level the place…
(*takes a deep breath, sighs*)
She… also told me she saw what that sadistic prick did to you and Ulfric. She saw the torment you had to endure and… well, she sounded like the sight pained her, to say the least.
As for my question about her whereabouts, she told me she is somewhere Grinch McSadist couldn’t reach her… she didn’t tell me where that is, of course, but… I have faith in her and I was glad to hear that she’s alive…
But, there was something else she has told me - something that made me lose sleep last night; not because it was anything disturbing, but because it left me… deeply confused.
Sera told me that… if her guess is right, then as long as I’m in Solitude, the green bastard shouldn’t do anything; and by that, she probably meant wiping Solitude off the map and… similar stuff. If her conclussion is correct, then I’m not sure what to think… how can my presence deter him from destroying Solitude again? I’m not anyone special… well, I’m not from this world, that’s true, but… in terms of my identity and my general abilities, I’m a nobody… I trust Sera, but… just what is the sense behind all this?
(*sighs again*)
Anyway, as much as this all confuses me… if my presence is what protects this city from being destroyed, then so be it. I’m not going anywhere. I’ll be here as long as it’ll be necessary. As long as that demon remains a threat… there is nothing that would make me leave.
..what?
I.. I don't.. I saw her die, I..
I know you wouldn't lie to me, but.. it.. I..
If Sera really is alive, really is here, then.. would she speak now? Inside your head? Would that be.. possible?
Or could she speak inside my head..
Oh, uhm.. hello! Hello? Dad? Dad, can you hear me??
..I don't know what to make of all this. I'm more confused about him avoiding Solitude. You're certainly not a nobody, but I can't think of anything specific that would make him avoid you..
Dad? Marcus!! Damn it.. there must be a block in somewhere. Damn it, he's smarter than he looks..
..whatever that trait is, I'm glad for it. I haven't heard him since the incident, so.. we should be fine for now. I think he's waiting for me to recover before his next swing.
…I’ve just heard her voice, Marcus. She’s trying to speak to you, but… clearly you cannot hear her; must be that bastard’s doing…
Um… Sera, I can hear you! Whatever you want to say to your dad, I can say it for you!
..what..
You can!! Great! Uh.. you might wanna get some parchment, this might be a lot.
(Marcus glanced nervously around the room, searching for his daughter as if he were convinced of her living.)
Okay.. uhm..
Dad. I don't know how this happened. I don't know what to do, but.. I'll save us. I'll save all of us. I know what he wants from me, but.. I won't give it to him. I promise. He won't have me. I'll come home. I promise. Don't give up on me, I'll find a way out of here. I just.. I'm safe. I'm out of his reach for now.
I'll be the fire that rids us of this bastard. I'll burn him to cinders.
Uhh.. ok hold on a second!
(*pulls out a piece of parchment, ink and a quil, walks over to the General’s bedside table and writes down everything Sera just said*)
Here… this is what Sera just said… (*hands the parchment to the General*)
in light of my latest blocking spree I am here to say
Men can be and are oppressed
This includes trans men, gay men, men of colour, disabled men, and all other marginalised men!
Their male identity DOES play a role in their oppression and in fact does not 'cancel it out' or 'give them an advantage' like radfems think it does
This has been going on for hundreds of years
This has not changed just because tumblr blogs say so
If you disagree with me you can kindly get out because I will not tolerate your hatred of (checks notes) just under 4 billion people
do you know how large a billion is. let alone TIMES FOUR
That is inherently unreasonable. I do not care how you feel about it. that shit is dumb and you are a bigot
thank you for listening to your local trans guy <3 I appreciate it
Honestly misandrists are just as annoying as misogynists.
Sure, misandry may not be as institutionalised as misogyny is in certain aspects, but that doesn’t mean misandry doesn’t exist at all.
Anyone who says ‘kill all men’ (ironically or unironically) can kindly fuck off. Y’all are calling for a genocide of 4 billion human beings and that is incredibly fucked up. Same goes for dickweeds who say misandry doesn’t exist.
kiss your screen every time you see a typo or grammatical error in my fics because it means it's home grown and not some ai bullshit and im dead serious about this

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mutualistic relationship
*busts into the General’s room*
Marcus! I’m sorry for such an intrusion, but there is something I-
*sees the state the General is in, freezes in place*
By the gods, what happened to you?!
*gets closer*
Wait… it was him, wasn’t it?
Huh? You mean the green bastard? Yeah.. yeah, it was him. I'm fine, I promise. It's just a.. wound.
What do you have to tell me?
Um, so… there’s this thing that happened to me recently… I myself don’t know what I’m supposed to think of it, but… it’s about Sera.
Is Ulfric in Solitude? Because I want him to know what I’m about to tell you as well; I’ve been asked to inform both of you, you see…
I was told Ulfric left. Something about reinforcements, and planning a greater move. I don't know what he's doing, but.. we'll need all the firepower we can get, won't we?
..did you say 'Sera'?
Oh dear… alright, then I suppose I’ll tell you first and then we can inform him both when he gets back…
So… before I’ll start explaining I wholeheartedly swear that I haven’t gone mad, nor am I under the effects of any kind of intoxicating substance.
You see, after the incident that happened the last time I was here; y’know, when I spoke to that green bastard for the first time, I found myself thinking about what sort of horrifying situation we just found ourselves in. I found myself thinking about… who that green bastard was and just how much power he’s possessing in this world, and I admit I found myself rather helpless, as I’ve tried to think of anything that would stop him, but… uhm, nevermind that, I’ll elaborate on this when Ulfric will be here as well. I’ll get to the point.
Yesterday, I’ve heard a voice inside my head; y’know, like that green bastard talks to us in our heads? But it wasn’t that hellspawn’s voice, no… it was Sera’s. She told me herself it was her… she somehow managed to contact me like that. Of course, I asked her if it was really her, where she is… and what I can do for her. What she told me was… well, comforting, but some things also left me confused.
She told me that she is alive - apparently, Sheogorath wasn’t keen on letting her die. She asked me to tell you and Ulfric that she is alive…she said that she would come to you herself, but that if she set foot into Solitude, the green bastard would level the place…
(*takes a deep breath, sighs*)
She… also told me she saw what that sadistic prick did to you and Ulfric. She saw the torment you had to endure and… well, she sounded like the sight pained her, to say the least.
As for my question about her whereabouts, she told me she is somewhere Grinch McSadist couldn’t reach her… she didn’t tell me where that is, of course, but… I have faith in her and I was glad to hear that she’s alive…
But, there was something else she has told me - something that made me lose sleep last night; not because it was anything disturbing, but because it left me… deeply confused.
Sera told me that… if her guess is right, then as long as I’m in Solitude, the green bastard shouldn’t do anything; and by that, she probably meant wiping Solitude off the map and… similar stuff. If her conclussion is correct, then I’m not sure what to think… how can my presence deter him from destroying Solitude again? I’m not anyone special… well, I’m not from this world, that’s true, but… in terms of my identity and my general abilities, I’m a nobody… I trust Sera, but… just what is the sense behind all this?
(*sighs again*)
Anyway, as much as this all confuses me… if my presence is what protects this city from being destroyed, then so be it. I’m not going anywhere. I’ll be here as long as it’ll be necessary. As long as that demon remains a threat… there is nothing that would make me leave.
..what?
I.. I don't.. I saw her die, I..
I know you wouldn't lie to me, but.. it.. I..
If Sera really is alive, really is here, then.. would she speak now? Inside your head? Would that be.. possible?
Or could she speak inside my head..
Oh, uhm.. hello! Hello? Dad? Dad, can you hear me??
..I don't know what to make of all this. I'm more confused about him avoiding Solitude. You're certainly not a nobody, but I can't think of anything specific that would make him avoid you..
Dad? Marcus!! Damn it.. there must be a block in somewhere. Damn it, he's smarter than he looks..
..whatever that trait is, I'm glad for it. I haven't heard him since the incident, so.. we should be fine for now. I think he's waiting for me to recover before his next swing.
…I’ve just heard her voice, Marcus. She’s trying to speak to you, but… clearly you cannot hear her; must be that bastard’s doing…
Um… Sera, I can hear you! Whatever you want to say to your dad, I can say it for you!
*busts into the General’s room*
Marcus! I’m sorry for such an intrusion, but there is something I-
*sees the state the General is in, freezes in place*
By the gods, what happened to you?!
*gets closer*
Wait… it was him, wasn’t it?
Huh? You mean the green bastard? Yeah.. yeah, it was him. I'm fine, I promise. It's just a.. wound.
What do you have to tell me?
Um, so… there’s this thing that happened to me recently… I myself don’t know what I’m supposed to think of it, but… it’s about Sera.
Is Ulfric in Solitude? Because I want him to know what I’m about to tell you as well; I’ve been asked to inform both of you, you see…
I was told Ulfric left. Something about reinforcements, and planning a greater move. I don't know what he's doing, but.. we'll need all the firepower we can get, won't we?
..did you say 'Sera'?
Oh dear… alright, then I suppose I’ll tell you first and then we can inform him both when he gets back…
So… before I’ll start explaining I wholeheartedly swear that I haven’t gone mad, nor am I under the effects of any kind of intoxicating substance.
You see, after the incident that happened the last time I was here; y’know, when I spoke to that green bastard for the first time, I found myself thinking about what sort of horrifying situation we just found ourselves in. I found myself thinking about… who that green bastard was and just how much power he’s possessing in this world, and I admit I found myself rather helpless, as I’ve tried to think of anything that would stop him, but… uhm, nevermind that, I’ll elaborate on this when Ulfric will be here as well. I’ll get to the point.
Yesterday, I’ve heard a voice inside my head; y’know, like that green bastard talks to us in our heads? But it wasn’t that hellspawn’s voice, no… it was Sera’s. She told me herself it was her… she somehow managed to contact me like that. Of course, I asked her if it was really her, where she is… and what I can do for her. What she told me was… well, comforting, but some things also left me confused.
She told me that she is alive - apparently, Sheogorath wasn’t keen on letting her die. She asked me to tell you and Ulfric that she is alive…she said that she would come to you herself, but that if she set foot into Solitude, the green bastard would level the place…
(*takes a deep breath, sighs*)
She… also told me she saw what that sadistic prick did to you and Ulfric. She saw the torment you had to endure and… well, she sounded like the sight pained her, to say the least.
As for my question about her whereabouts, she told me she is somewhere Grinch McSadist couldn’t reach her… she didn’t tell me where that is, of course, but… I have faith in her and I was glad to hear that she’s alive…
But, there was something else she has told me - something that made me lose sleep last night; not because it was anything disturbing, but because it left me… deeply confused.
Sera told me that… if her guess is right, then as long as I’m in Solitude, the green bastard shouldn’t do anything; and by that, she probably meant wiping Solitude off the map and… similar stuff. If her conclussion is correct, then I’m not sure what to think… how can my presence deter him from destroying Solitude again? I’m not anyone special… well, I’m not from this world, that’s true, but… in terms of my identity and my general abilities, I’m a nobody… I trust Sera, but… just what is the sense behind all this?
(*sighs again*)
Anyway, as much as this all confuses me… if my presence is what protects this city from being destroyed, then so be it. I’m not going anywhere. I’ll be here as long as it’ll be necessary. As long as that demon remains a threat… there is nothing that would make me leave.
*busts into the General’s room*
Marcus! I’m sorry for such an intrusion, but there is something I-
*sees the state the General is in, freezes in place*
By the gods, what happened to you?!
*gets closer*
Wait… it was him, wasn’t it?
Huh? You mean the green bastard? Yeah.. yeah, it was him. I'm fine, I promise. It's just a.. wound.
What do you have to tell me?
Um, so… there’s this thing that happened to me recently… I myself don’t know what I’m supposed to think of it, but… it’s about Sera.
Is Ulfric in Solitude? Because I want him to know what I’m about to tell you as well; I’ve been asked to inform both of you, you see…

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@theultimatedisaster tullian core
Omg yes 😭😭
You ever just... yell about #university??
Yes all the time
According to all known laws of #my art, there is no way a #tullyyyyyyyyyyyy should be able to #general tullius my beloved <333.
Huh????
Testing, testing, one two three. Can you hear me? Uh.. this message is.. uh.. fuck, how do I do this, this message is meant to come through to.. I don't know your name, uhm.. my dad's friend. Marcus's friend. Uh.. white hair, a Breton, I think? Oh, shit I'm not doing this right, am I..
Focus.. focus.. just. Can you hear me?
@child-of-arson
[Testing, testing, one two three. Can you hear me? Uh.. this message is.. uh.. fuck, how do I do this, this message is meant to come through to.. I don't know your name, uhm.. my dad's friend. Marcus's friend. Uh.. white hair, a Breton, I think? Oh, shit I'm not doing this right, am I..]
[Focus.. focus.. just. Can you hear me?]
Sera… is that you?
I thought you… nevermind, I can hear you just fine; where are you? How did you managed to contact me? And… well, what can I do for you?
YES!!!! IT WORKED!! IN YOUR FUCKING FACE, SHREK!!!!
Uh.. look. This might sound weird, don't freak out, but I'm whispering in your mind. I think I've figured out how to.. bypass whatever Green's bypassing to do the shit he does. I think he calls it a 'fourth wall'?
But forget about that, yeah. I'm.. alive. I think. Sheogorath wasn't exactly keen on me staying dead, and.. wow, is it gonna stay with me. I must've been paralysed or.. something.
Do you know where my dads are? I was told they were in Solitude, but.. if I go there, Green's gonna level the place. I need you to tell them I'm alive. If my guess is right, he won't do anything as long as you're in the city.
I understand this.. might be a bit much to hear..
Ah… I see…
Well, I can only understand so much, but… alright, I’ll do it. And if my presence keeps that son of a bitch from wiping Solitude of the map, then so be it. I’m not going anywhere.
Your dads are indeed in Solitude. Y’know… I don’t think I need to explain how your death broke them; and I myself was sad to hear of what had happened to you. Ulfric was… way more expressive about his grief, as you can probably imagine. Marcus, he… he tried to bury his emotions by overworking himself and suppressing them; I tried to help him process everything, and I’ve even been successful, but… ah, nevermind that. Let’s just say that the green bastard is seriously pissing me off.
I don’t know where you are and what sort of daedric shenanigans Sheogorath did, but I’m glad you’re still with us… take care. I’m glad I could hear from you…
Testing, testing, one two three. Can you hear me? Uh.. this message is.. uh.. fuck, how do I do this, this message is meant to come through to.. I don't know your name, uhm.. my dad's friend. Marcus's friend. Uh.. white hair, a Breton, I think? Oh, shit I'm not doing this right, am I..
Focus.. focus.. just. Can you hear me?
@child-of-arson
[Testing, testing, one two three. Can you hear me? Uh.. this message is.. uh.. fuck, how do I do this, this message is meant to come through to.. I don't know your name, uhm.. my dad's friend. Marcus's friend. Uh.. white hair, a Breton, I think? Oh, shit I'm not doing this right, am I..]
[Focus.. focus.. just. Can you hear me?]
Sera… is that you?
I thought you… nevermind, I can hear you just fine; where are you? How did you managed to contact me? And… well, what can I do for you?

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elon musk is officially the world’s first trillionaire
ok, here’s my uquiz: which type of love interest would you be in a dating simulator? :)
Oh! Oh that’s…
..that’s not..
I got the same thing as you prev 😭
And yeah… it’s terrifyingly accurate for me lol 💀