no one's side project

for your consideration

I'm not sorry

any one of these + a bag of salad or whatever vegetable side you find easiest/cheapest, and you've got yourself a full meal that tastes far above the effort you put in.

“Life is long and beautiful if you make it so”

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

We could have been eating him

Really obsessed with this mahjong playing hamster

Traditional: 畫蛇添足

i really like necrobinder tbh, she is so cutieful to me

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

I'm not sure about how relevant that information really is but my guess is that that's why Osty was named Osty? Like they do sound almost the same.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.